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capemods ([personal profile] capemods) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2012-02-01 12:54 am
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welcome to the hotel dreamwidthfornia

WHO: EVERYONE. Yes, even you.
WHERE: Stark Tower
WHEN: 2/1/12!
WARNINGS: the worst crowd control since Tickle Me Elmo was released.

[When your character arrives at Stark Tower, they will most likely find a.) a metric ton of other Imports there and b.) the same machine in the Porter room that spat out their dog tags at them, waiting for them to approach. Lachesis will give them their new personalized communicators after requesting that they STATE YOUR NAME, HERO, but there might be the occasional insult! Possibly vuvuzela sounds. There is also particularly insipid elevator music playing in the background constantly, like so.

maskurbates: (fleshy: who's the boss again?)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[fake face roman is already displeased at having to be here, but this? this is asking too much from his patience. he edges close enough to speak quietly without drawing the attention of too many other people.]

I am about ten seconds away from breaking off every one of your fingers and cramming them so far down your throat that the pitch of your screams will make a castrato jealous.
acahellyeah: (unpopular opinions)

[personal profile] acahellyeah 2012-02-02 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Andy stops and shivers, turning around slowly. He smiles nervously, looking at fake face Roman. ]

Er -- uh -- you could have just asked nicely.
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) you'd look good in red)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-02 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[he folds his arms over his chest, a humorless smile spreading on his face.]

But then you'd be tempted to continue.
acahellyeah: (a terrible salesman)

[personal profile] acahellyeah 2012-02-02 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Not if you said "pretty please."
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) look at my forehead skin)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-02 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Imagining you in pain far more satisfying.
acahellyeah: (everyone gets noticed now and then)

[personal profile] acahellyeah 2012-02-03 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Uh. TMI, totally... [ Trying not to act nervous. ] Okay, I stopped, so, threats revoked, right?
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) this reminds me of a joke)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-03 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Are you going to stop singing?
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) a face you can trust)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Your fingers will stay attached to your hands for as long as you uphold your end of the promise. How's that sound?

[he gives a charming smile, though it doesn't quite reach his eyes.]
acahellyeah: (totally uncool)

[personal profile] acahellyeah 2012-02-03 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stares. ]

Can we shake on it?
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) success)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-03 02:53 am (UTC)(link)

[still smiling, he extends a gloved hand.

and makes a popping noise with his lips once he and andy shake.]
acahellyeah: (promised never to say goodbye)

[personal profile] acahellyeah 2012-02-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Andy continues to stare, biting the inside of his cheek. ]

Soooo. We're cool, right? Sufficiently chilled out?
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) you'd look good in red)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[and roman continues to smile, smug with his success.]

I still wouldn't mind seeing you suffer.

[a beat.]

Oh, you mean now? Yeah, we're cool.
acahellyeah: (could these icons be more hideous)

[personal profile] acahellyeah 2012-02-04 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Andy withdraws his hand quickly. ]

You are really super creepy. If I may say so.
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) look at my forehead skin)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[he lets out a chuckle.]

I get that a lot.
acahellyeah: (king butt)

[personal profile] acahellyeah 2012-02-04 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe that's a sign you should work on it a little.
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) bored)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's been working out for me quite well, actually.
acahellyeah: (uh)

[personal profile] acahellyeah 2012-02-04 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
What are you, like -- [ Lowers his voice. ] some kind of "insurance salesman?"
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) you'd look good in red)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[he gives andy a seedy wink, also lowering his voice.]

I make clients the kind of offers they can't refuse.
acahellyeah: (Default)

[personal profile] acahellyeah 2012-02-04 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Wink-wink-nudge-nudge kind of offers, right? I won't blow your cover. Not a chance.
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) haha fuck you)


[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[immediately sneering and getting into andy's personal space.]

The kind of offers that if you turn them down, you get cement shoes and a date with the East River, you annoying little--
maskurbates: (fleshy: (pb) this reminds me of a joke)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[he suddenly backs off, seemingly composing himself. he smiles, but none too kindly.]

I'm going to remember this.

[then he turns and disappears into the crowd all dramatic like]