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capemods ([personal profile] capemods) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2012-02-01 12:54 am
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welcome to the hotel dreamwidthfornia

WHO: EVERYONE. Yes, even you.
WHERE: Stark Tower
WHEN: 2/1/12!
WARNINGS: the worst crowd control since Tickle Me Elmo was released.
SUMMARY: IMPORTS BUMRUSH THE PORTER BUILDING ONLY TO FIND IT'S BECOME THE DMV
FORMAT: WORDS

[When your character arrives at Stark Tower, they will most likely find a.) a metric ton of other Imports there and b.) the same machine in the Porter room that spat out their dog tags at them, waiting for them to approach. Lachesis will give them their new personalized communicators after requesting that they STATE YOUR NAME, HERO, but there might be the occasional insult! Possibly vuvuzela sounds. There is also particularly insipid elevator music playing in the background constantly, like so.

NOW MINGLE.]
maskurbates: (HAPPY!)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-01 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[meanwhile, roman has been maneuvering himself for a better spot (preferably as far away from the nard dog as possible), aggressively elbowing people while pretending it is the fault of the person next to him--he doesn't want to make too much of a scene, fake face or no, after all. he is about to squeeze past osborn when he recognizes the back of that head.

and he stops. there's only a hint of sarcasm in his tone.]


God, I love the Porter, don't you, Norman?
osreborn: (working relationship.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-02-01 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Norman glances over, and smirks only mildly. ]

Oh, yes. I can't think of a single place in the City I'd rather be at midnight.
maskurbates: (Heh)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-01 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[roman is smirking as well--such a luxury having lips is.]

Just think of all the other people inconvenienced and uncomfortable, even terrified at the thought of pressing so tightly against psychopaths in disguise. It makes the whole experience so much less annoying.
osreborn: (cold sidelong glance.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-02-02 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder how many of them came armed, tonight. [ Norman tilts his head thoughtfully. ] So many imports in one place, one wonders if anything interesting will happen.
maskurbates: (Good evening and welcome to GNN)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-02 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[roman certainly did, but he's silent on that aspect.]

I'll be disappointed if nothing does.

[beat.]

After I get my replacement communicator, of course.
osreborn: (the importance of body language.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-02-02 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ He laughs. ]

Obviously. I wouldn't want to be stuck inside if someone sets the building on fire, either.
maskurbates: (Never thought of it that way)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-02 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't that just be a bitch?

[he looks around the room, thoughtful.]

It is a suspiciously convenient set-up, isn't it.
osreborn: (mah spider.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-02-04 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Very convenient. It makes one wonder. [ Pauses. ] But I doubt they quite have the nerve to try.
maskurbates: (Huh)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Not an imPort. Lachesis.
osreborn: (working relationship.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-02-04 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't that be a perverted twist. I could almost respect her more for it.
maskurbates: (Go! Do my evil bidding!)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Either way, as long as I come back, it doesn't really matter.

[he shifts impatiently, craning his neck in attempt to see the front of the line. he gives a short, exasperated sigh.]

But that doesn't mean I'm going down without a fight.
osreborn: (lol tell me more.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-02-04 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think she has it in her. We're still valuable, to whatever means they want to accomplish. More valuable than our time, evidently.
maskurbates: (Blahblahblah)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[a beat.]

Don't tell me you buy that.
osreborn: (bearer of bad news.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-02-04 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's very obvious we're here for a reason. The reason just isn't what they bill it as.
maskurbates: (Ok I'll talk)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just chaos.

[he shakes his head.]

Today, on the other hand, is more insidious. I don't know what, but my gut is telling me we'll be regretting this in the future.

[he gives a humorless laugh.]

What we wouldn't do for an opportunity to spy on people, am I right?
osreborn: (accomplished.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-02-04 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no doubt. [ He looks at the line. ] There was nothing particularly wrong with the old ones, technologically speaking. Someone decided we needed a change.

[ And Kanyeshrugs. ]

Very ominous.
maskurbates: (Hmph)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-04 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear to God, if they have a hidden webcam or something...

[guess who is now taking the batteries out and stuffing it in a drawer when he's not using it?]
osreborn: (my tony stark impression.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2012-02-04 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be surprised. [ Ditto. :| ] We'll make due. It could be worse.