Dr. John A. Zoidberg (
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capeandcowllogs2012-11-08 12:29 pm
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- april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- calvin | stupendous man,
- mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- rick bradbury | n/a,
- sanji | mr. prince,
- † bender rodriguez | superking,
- † doctor zoidberg | the lovable tramp,
- † hank mccoy | beast,
- † jack pherson | n/a,
- † max dillon | electro,
- † philip j. fry | captain yesterday,
- † primrose everdeen | duckling,
- † stephen strange | dr. strange
Bells will ring, the sun will shine.
WHO: Zoidberg, Pherson, Mitchell, Dr. Strange, and YOU! No seriously. If you know Zoidberg, you're invited. If you work at City Hall, you're invited.
WHERE: City Hall, then later to Coney Island
WHEN: TODAY.
WARNINGS: Zoidberg marries and mates with an octopus and then dies. So, uh. Yeah.
SUMMARY: Zoidberg and Pherson storm City Hall and force Mitch to marry Zoidberg to an octopus. Other characters witness. Later, Zoidberg, the octopus, and Doctor Strange go to the beach where Zoidberg mates with the octopus and dies.
FORMAT: Para to start, then quick. There will be sub-headers at City Hall and at the beach. You are welcome to tag into this, observe the insanity, or maybe go off and do your own thing while the insanity is happening.
Liberating Opal from the Brooklyn Aquarium had been simple enough once Mister Pherson became involved. He seemed to know all about the proper ways to rescue animals from their human captors, and as far as Zoidberg could tell, he was enthusiastic about convincing Mayor Hundred to perform the crustacean/cephalopod wedding in City Hall. It was a bit of a hike to actually get to City Hall while hauling a giant octopus, but Zoidberg knew that in the end it would be worth it. He'd finally found himself a mate, and ultimately he believed he was experiencing the emotion of love that he had struggled to identify for so long.
Now it was up to the Mayor. Here's hoping he would listen to his constituents.
WHERE: City Hall, then later to Coney Island
WHEN: TODAY.
WARNINGS: Zoidberg marries and mates with an octopus and then dies. So, uh. Yeah.
SUMMARY: Zoidberg and Pherson storm City Hall and force Mitch to marry Zoidberg to an octopus. Other characters witness. Later, Zoidberg, the octopus, and Doctor Strange go to the beach where Zoidberg mates with the octopus and dies.
FORMAT: Para to start, then quick. There will be sub-headers at City Hall and at the beach. You are welcome to tag into this, observe the insanity, or maybe go off and do your own thing while the insanity is happening.
Liberating Opal from the Brooklyn Aquarium had been simple enough once Mister Pherson became involved. He seemed to know all about the proper ways to rescue animals from their human captors, and as far as Zoidberg could tell, he was enthusiastic about convincing Mayor Hundred to perform the crustacean/cephalopod wedding in City Hall. It was a bit of a hike to actually get to City Hall while hauling a giant octopus, but Zoidberg knew that in the end it would be worth it. He'd finally found himself a mate, and ultimately he believed he was experiencing the emotion of love that he had struggled to identify for so long.
Now it was up to the Mayor. Here's hoping he would listen to his constituents.
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A shame this wasn't his world, he would've been legally empowered to perform the wedding, if asked.]
So, I suppose a hearty mazel tov should be in order!
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[He is literally swollen with pride, so overcome by the emotions of the day that he can't bring himself to ask how on earth a mutant was allowed into City Hall in the first place.]
This is truly a fabulous, crabulous day!
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Certainly! But while I'm not entirely familiar with the way your species works, I must ask if that's normal. Forgive me if it's an untoward question.
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[He gestures at his engorged self.]
Yes, yes. It's a sign that I am happy!
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[He glances around the room, settles on the...octopus in the bucket.] I hope the blushing bride is just as happy.
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And we're so delighted that you could join us!
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Mister McCoy?
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Hello there, Calvin! What seems to be the matter?
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Zoidberg said that after the wedding, he's going to die. I don't want him to, but he's acting excited for it.
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Did he say why?
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I don't want him to die. Can't we do anything?
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I mean, what does he even say to this situation? He's only just trying to process it himself.] Sometimes, this is just...a part of life.
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[Calvin is not good with accepting death especially when it's this absurd.]
You do genetics, right? Can't you reprogram Zoidberg's DNA so he doesn't have to die after he's married?
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I'm sorry Calvin, but...I don't know if there's anything I can do, assuming he would even let me try.
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[Calvin looks so sad right now. Hopefully he's able to restrain himself from bursting into tears in the middle of the wedding.]
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[It's a lousy solution, and he knows it, but the whole problem has taken him somewhat off-guard.]
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[The kid frowns.]
That, and water-ballooning the heck out of the Porter if she doesn't bring him back.
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