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WHO: Jake English, Dirk Strider, and Roxy Lalonde
WHERE: Probably Roxy's room? I don't know, wherever there's a TV.
WHEN: Backdated to the 14th.
WARNINGS: A hot threeway.

...no, kidding, just the usual language and me seeing how many penis jokes I can fit into a tag before my canonmates put out a hit and I get pelted by water balloons IRL.
SUMMARY: Chocolate. Movies. Forever alone. Yadda yadda.
FORMAT: Something tells me that we'll be rolling with brackets.

[Dirk had to concede that the chocolate covered coffee beans weren't bad, and that he should attempt to procure some later, when they'd all be enjoying discounted chocolate on the 15th. But that was besides the point.]

So, what now?

Comments

[wytchkkrafts]

I dunno. Stuff.

[ this would be roxy's first real valentines day with other people. well, technically it's the first real valentines day for all three of them and she's trying her best not to mope. she has been here for 6 months and alas, no boyfriend. jeeeez. good thing she quit drinking because today would be a day to drink.

but hey, she wasn't all that sad. she had her two great friends with her. getting by today shouldn't be too hard!!

flopped on the couch she's stuffing her mouth with choclate, because chocolate is great no matter what occasion. ]

Think of this has a girls night out, but with only two girls here.

[ if you know what she means. heh. ]

We can do things like... makeovers.

[adventureboner]

((Jake definitely made an audible 'huh?' at the two girls part, BUT MOVING ON.))

Oh man, yeah!!! We can make it like The Hot Chick and try out all the best fashions from Backstreet Boys, only to discover Dirk and I already look fuckin' dapper as it gets!!

((Are you asking yourself why the hell he's seen The Hot Chick?)) What? Rob Schneider is a hero among men for that role!!!

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Right. Look, English, if there's something you got to tell us you can tell us now. We'll support you. [And the chocolate's being offered to Roxy. Roxy?]

[wytchkkrafts]

[ she will take those chocolates fiercely, thanking dirk with a nod and a grin. ]

Hehe. And we're gonna let you pick the movie tonight but it better not be some dumb shit that I'd want to put under my cat's shit box later.

[adventureboner]

Hell no!!! I'll have you know, I only watch the most memorable and spectacular of films, Miss Lalonde!! Here, I'll go grab one now. Sit tight, the Flame will return!!

((BUUUT before he leaves the room.))

Oh by the way, you guys want your flowers now or later?

--Uh, probably could have said that more mysteriously.

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Later.

[He's giving Roxy a Look. Do you understand this look, Roxy? It asks what the fuck is- actually, that they don't want to know.]

[wytchkkrafts]

Awww, I wanted mine now.

[ she's looking back at dirk but honestly, why can't the kid get them flowers if he wants to? they deserved it!

but jeez jake, you should be more careful about your platonic friendship moves. she sure wants her flowers though, a girl always wants flowers on valentines day. ]

[adventureboner]

Heheh, I'll grab yours for you, Rox'. No use letting Dirk poop on this party. Back in a jiff!!!

((WOOSH back in whenever you guys WANT me back.))

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Poop on this party...Rox, am I really that much of a wet blanket? [He regrets the question already because he knows the answer.]

[wytchkkrafts]

[ heheheh... ]

Sometimes.

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Yeah. I know. I guess I shouldn't have asked.

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God damn. 'Poop.' [Poop. English. Your word choice sometimes just...]

[wytchkkrafts]

S'okay. We'll just get you a big poop robot to clean that up.

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I'll build a shitter cleaner later. Gives me something to do. Keeps me busy. Think Jake would notice if I had it follow him around?

[wytchkkrafts]

You can check if his training ever paid off.

[ aka remember brobot because dang that was a long time ago. ]

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So no, he wouldn't.

[Yeah. Yeah, it really was.]