(no subject)

[redshifting]

WHO: Kat, a teleporting cat, and you
WHERE: literally everywhere in the City
WHEN: noon-to-evening on the 4th
WARNINGS: shenanigans
SUMMARY: Kat is trying to catch her cat. Her cat can teleport. Things get crazy.
FORMAT: quick at start, will match

*Where are you? It doesn't matter where you are! You could be at home in bed, at work, walking down the street, when there's suddenly a twist of space-time in front of you that resolves into a blonde girl with dark skin in a black leotard, holding a struggling cat in her arms. Or at least, it's kind of a cat. It more looks like a negative slice of outer space in the shape of a cat, with burning stars for eyes.*--usty, what's gotten into you?!

*And the cat manages to wriggle out of her arms, leaping away.* Hey! Wait! Come back! *Chasing it!*

Comments

[incywincyhero]

[Spidey is on an early evening rooftop patrol when his spider-sense blares like a siren. He lets reflex take him into a sideways roll across the tarmac and turns back towards the spot he just vacated to see-- a little teleporting girl and her cat?]

Wait, what?!

[redshifting]

*She doesn't see you yet, Spidey. She's just trying to chase after her cat, as it runs towards a water tower on the top of the building... and then up it. Not jumping up or climbing it, mind you, but literally running up the side.

And the girl follows.* Get back here! What's gotten into you?!

[incywincyhero]

Well, I'll be. You don't see that every day.

[With a little shrug, he bounds after them.]

Hey, kid! Need some help?

[redshifting]

Huh--?! *Wait what who's here Kat stops right in her tracks in surprise, looking around...* Oh!

Um, my cat keeps trying to run-- hey! Dusty, stop! *Leaping into the air for him... and hovering in the air...!

But he jumps out of her arms again.*

[incywincyhero]

[Skittering halfway up the water tower, then leaning outwards to get a better look at the fleeing cat:] I can snare him for you if you like. [He waggles a web-shootered wrist, as though she might actually understand what that means.]

[redshifting]

Do you think that'd work? He's been teleporting away from me every time!

[incywincyhero]

[Ready, aim--] It's worth a shot, anyway.

[Thwip! He sends a web-net straight at the cat -- but was he quick enough off the mark?]

[redshifting]

*And the web hits! The cat yowls in surprise, struggling, and vanishes--

--taking Peter with it, a few hundred feet up into the air.*

[incywincyhero]

Gah! [He doesn't quite echo the cat's own yowling, but he sure comes close. It takes him precious moments of flailing to reorient himself so that he's falling spread-eagled, the "leash" to the cat wrapped around one wrist.]

Damn cat! You're lucky I've been to this rodeo before, otherwise we'd both be pancakes right now, or close enough!

[With his free hand, he thwips up a parachute -- not his most elegant work, but it'll start slowing them down in the few more seconds until they get to building height and he can cast a net.]

[redshifting]

*And for the moment, however, the cat feels perfectly content, staying still as they drift lower - and gazing at Peter with those glowing star eyes.

This is not an ordinary cat.*

[incywincyhero]

[Spidey's seen weirder, and he's got more pressing things on his mind. They've decelerated a fair amount, but that doesn't mean he's looking forward to hitting the web-net he's just spun below them.]

Yeesh, the things I do for young ladies in trouble--