mocks: (clint creeper)
Bobbi Morse ✧ Mockingbird ([personal profile] mocks) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2013-05-05 12:14 pm

Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven

WHO: Clint, Bobbi, and guests.
WHERE: The Avengers Mansion
WHEN: Sunday
WARNINGS: Kissyfaces
SUMMARY: The lovebirds get hitched.
FORMAT: Your choice! If your character is friends with Bobbi and/or Clint, you can assume you were invited and are welcome to tag in!

This is their second marriage, but it's their first real wedding since Pietro has constantly been reminding them that eloping doesn't count. Bobbi disagrees, but she's tired of being harped on and would rather enjoy the festivities instead. It doesn't have to be a big deal, she doesn't want a big deal. She just wants it to be her and Clint and the people they love and also some decent barbecue.

Also she wants Clint to actually show up. That'd be cool.
professorlionface: (Psssst!)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-07 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Hank's been in the kitchen most of the day, but he manages to slip out eventually and make his way Clint's green room with a tote bag under his arm, not having added the jacket to his tux just yet.]

We'll have to be quick if we're to time this right. Did you remember the poncho?
trickshot: [art↺daniel acuña] (⇀ imitating the (unsure) emote)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-05-08 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
( Clint takes one look at Hank and then one look at himself and collapses onto the nearest chair, laughing. )

Um... let me get back to you on that.
professorlionface: (It's really quite simple.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-11 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
No need! I anticipated this would happen. [He reaches into his satchel and pulls out a folded sheet of transparent purple vinyl with a hole cut in the middle and hands it to Clint.] You won't have much time, so put it on quickly! We still need to put you inside the cake.
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (pic#5975017)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-05-14 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
( Clint clutches his side, then looks at Hank. )

Wait. We're being serious?
professorlionface: (pic#5892936)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-14 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Clint, this is your wedding! There's no time to joke.

[He is absolutely 100% joking.]
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (pic#5975037)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-05-19 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I--ah. What?

( Staring. )
professorlionface: (Sounds questionable)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-19 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hank reaches into his pocket to pull out a watch, tapping its face.]

The clock's a-ticking! We have to get you into the cake! [What exactly is the endgame to this? How will he play it off if Clint calls his bluff? Mysteries.]
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (pic#5975027)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-05-21 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
But--um...

If I'm in it, no one's gonna want to eat it! All your work will go to waste!
professorlionface: (Can't be overly concerned at the moment!)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Clint, so naive! You never have someone leap from the cake you intend to serve! Large as that one may be, it would never fit you.
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (pic#5975022)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-05-22 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You baked two cakes just for this? ( Nervous... laughter... )
professorlionface: (It can't be that bad.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-23 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The second one's more of a Barton-sized shell. [Or, at least, it would be.]
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (⇀ imitating james bond)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-05-25 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Bobbi's gonna kill you. Probably. ( Changes tactics... )
professorlionface: (pic#5893026)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-25 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks just a little worried. Clint would be entirely correct if this were actually happening.]

Well, ah. I'll just hide behind you, then. [Because there's no way anyone would see him that way, obviously.] She'll likely turn on you first, anyhow.
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (⇀ totally a legit superhero)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-06-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Married and widowed, all in the same day! That'll be some kinda record, right? Especially if the bride murders the groom?
professorlionface: (It can't be that bad.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-06-02 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it's happened somewhere before. I mean the sheer probability that it's never happened must be right through the roof!

But don't worry, it's not happening today.
professorlionface: (Can't be overly concerned at the moment!)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-06-06 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, of course not! Bobbi's not about to kill you on her wedding day over the sort of theatrical bravado that must be a tolerable fraction of what she loves about you.
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (⇀  bashful)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-06-08 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Really? You think she loves that about me?

( No one ever likes the circus crap.... )
professorlionface: (Wouldn't that be nice?)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-06-08 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hank puts a hand on his shoulder and gives him a big smile.]

Clint, I hardly think the two of you would have gotten this far if she wasn't at least willing to tolerate it. And I can't imagine she'd be marrying you if she didn't love such a prominent trait.

She's marrying you, and that is you, so go be you.
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (⇀ makes it work)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-06-08 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
( He smiles almost bashfully, for a moment entirely reminded of the occasion and circumstances and filled with blissful happiness because of it. )

Can I just eat the cake, instead?
professorlionface: (Our little secret.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-06-08 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll let you in on a secret. [And then he leans in close, whispering in his ear:] There was never a second cake to jump out of.
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (⇀ too frazzled to keep shirt on)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-06-11 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
...What?

Are you serious?
professorlionface: (If you'll direct your attention here...)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-06-11 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Just between you and me. Consider it my way of saying "Mazel tov!"
trickshot: [art↺david aja] (⇀ too frazzled to keep shirt on)

[personal profile] trickshot 2013-06-11 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hank, you son of a--!

( And he cuts himself off because he doesn't know whether he's furious or wants to laugh. )
professorlionface: (Big smile!)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-06-13 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Hank breaks into a laugh and hugs him, making sure to pin down his arms before he can throw a punch.]

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