mocks: (clint creeper)
Bobbi Morse ✧ Mockingbird ([personal profile] mocks) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2013-05-05 12:14 pm

Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven

WHO: Clint, Bobbi, and guests.
WHERE: The Avengers Mansion
WHEN: Sunday
WARNINGS: Kissyfaces
SUMMARY: The lovebirds get hitched.
FORMAT: Your choice! If your character is friends with Bobbi and/or Clint, you can assume you were invited and are welcome to tag in!

This is their second marriage, but it's their first real wedding since Pietro has constantly been reminding them that eloping doesn't count. Bobbi disagrees, but she's tired of being harped on and would rather enjoy the festivities instead. It doesn't have to be a big deal, she doesn't want a big deal. She just wants it to be her and Clint and the people they love and also some decent barbecue.

Also she wants Clint to actually show up. That'd be cool.
professorlionface: (Wouldn't that be nice?)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-07 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hank's been making the rounds, making sure everyone gets some cake. He's proud of this one, and he's not about to let anyone miss it without the chance to turn it down. And so he comes up to Gil with a plate and a form.]

Don't let shyness get the better of you, you really must try the cake!
invoking: (smoke break.)

1/?

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-07 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So Gil somehow didn't make out earlier that blue guy he kept seeing around was more animal than man. At least from his perspective. Mutants don't exist back home.

He's looking the other way, but he raises his hand to politely decline before he looks at Hank. ]


No thank --
invoking: commission. (very no.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-07 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And he stares dumbfounded at Hank. ]

-- y-y-you.

You... you... [ His tongue flops hopelessly in his mouth. ] C-ca...
invoking: (braced.)

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[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-07 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Cat. [ He's not dreaming. That is definitely a giant blue cat that is talking to him. ] Cat?!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!

[ Both arms go flying and he's stumbling away from Hank, screaming aloud now: ] Caaaaaaaat!
professorlionface: (What was that?)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-11 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Hank jumps back a foot or two, cringing. Surprise and awkwardness he's used to, but it's been a long time since he's met a reaction quite that extreme. After a moment, easily quicker than Gil, he does manage to regain his composure.]

Sorry, ah. You aren't allergic, are you?
invoking: (elliot no.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-11 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ And it's talking to him. While usually he would know this isn't exactly uncommon in this world with all the different imPorts, he has a hard time seeing past the giant fuzzy cat that is Hank.

At least he doesn't seem ready to tear Gil's face off with those teeth. ]


C-Cat...! Why did it have to be a cat?!
Edited (gil u r gross..........) 2013-05-11 06:47 (UTC)
professorlionface: (I'll take your word for it.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-11 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[At this point, Hank is a little concerned. There aren't any apparent signs of allergy, certainly not any of the worst. (Which would be awful, as he would have to somehow direct someone else to help Gil while keeping his distance.) But there is certainly some kind of very severe psychological reaction nonetheless. Has he set something traumatic off?]

...Are you alright?
invoking: (blarghhhh.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-11 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ He distances himself, but he hasn't turned to run off yet. He keeps his arms raised, shaking madly. ]

W-What? [ He's confused by all this concern because obviously all cats hate Gil. ]
professorlionface: (What was I thinking?)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-11 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You, ah. [He stands up a little straighter, rubbing at his chin with his free hand.] You're clearly having a very averse reaction, and I'm just worried if the stress might lead to worse.

[Would it be better if he just leaves? That might be a bit impolite, but it would probably be the desired outcome anyway.]
invoking: commission. (very no.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's not stress! [ He lies outright. No one is going to believe him. He's not yelling as loud anymore, but he's still gawking at Hank. ]

Are... are you a cat?!
professorlionface: (Well...that's something.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-12 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hank doesn't really believe him, no. Nonetheless, he bends a foot up to hold the plate of cake and straighten his lapels.]

I'd like to think I'm still more man than feline, but there's no pretending both natures aren't present.
invoking: (avoiding.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-13 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Gil is still trying to catch his breath, a hand clutching over her chest, but he's listening to Hank's words closely. He blinks profusely in confusion, like he didn't hear him right the first time. ]

M-Man? You're... [ What? Gil actually has no idea. ] What are you...?
professorlionface: (How very interesting...)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-13 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Hank lets out a short laugh that's more of a snort, spreading his arms in a modest shrug.]

I'm a mutant! [Almost as if the answer's obvious.]
invoking: commission. (gramercy.)

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[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-14 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a flicker of recognition -- ]
invoking: (ruffled.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-14 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ -- Buuuuuuut he's still quite shaken from the initial shock of seeing a "cat" speak to him and offer cake. ]

Mutant. Like Kurt Wagner and Julian...

[ Well, he and Kurt are both blue. ]
professorlionface: (I'm quite sure.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-14 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets a smile out of him, toothsome though it may be.]

Precisely! We all hail from not only the same world, but the same group within it. Are you close with either?
invoking: (tumblr?)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-14 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Gil gulps seeing those teeth. ]

U-Uh... not really. We've spoken a couple of times... [ Not going to mention he and Jules are essentially teammates now. ]
professorlionface: (I find myself brimming with thoughts.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-14 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I actually caught your name, come to think of it. [Or offered his own, actually. He relieves his foot of the plate with one hand, the other, huge and hairy, offered to Gil.]

I'm Dr. Henry McCoy.
invoking: (humpty dumpty.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-14 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His form is still rigid, so he doesn't move to take the hand.

And was his foot touching that plate? Gil thinks he may not have even the slightest appetite anymore. ]


Dr...? You're a doctor -- or scientist? [ Maybe he wasn't always so cat-like.

But why did it really have to be a cat?! Of all the things. ]
I'm Gilbert...
professorlionface: (It can't be that bad.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Gil, please. It was was just the bottom of he plate!]

Both, actually. [But something's familiar about that, a Gilbert who knows Kurt.] ...It wouldn't happen to be Nightray, would it?
invoking: (constantly surprised.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-17 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's it. How did you know?
professorlionface: (I find myself brimming with thoughts.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-18 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
He mentioned you the other day. The two of you apparently came to some interesting discoveries about Vulcanus during your absence a couple weeks back.
invoking: (cloaked.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-19 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [ He's regained most of his focus, although he continues to keep a distance from Hank and mostly avoid his eyes. He's never had a proper conversation with anyone that looked like a cat before. The last time he ran into cat-like anything it tried to murder him. ]

That's right. The book he found had strange pictures in them and we realized the writings were not in a different language after all. He said it was still in English -- it had simply changed over time.
professorlionface: (Hmm?)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-05-19 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's essentially the same thing he told me. [Hank looks off distantly for a second, seemingly lost in thought.] So, what was your impression of the information? Or the world itself, actually. I didn't have the chance to see it directly this time.
invoking: commission. (jfc he has yaoi hands.)

[personal profile] invoking 2013-05-19 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
No?

[ His own expression darkens as he mulls over it. ]

That world was dangerous in many ways. I'm surprised the natives have been able to sustain themselves on ships for so long. [ Even if those ships were giant cities, essentially. Resources have to come from somewhere and all they had were the other ships; it would run out eventually. ]

As for the information we found, I don't believe it's a good sign. Vulcanus wants to get rid of us, don't they? What if they've acquired the means to do so?

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