"You are a god among men," Spidey said fervently, making a beeline towards the pot.

After pouring and adulterating a mug, he wandered over to the serving trays the mysterious cook-guy had already set out and helped himself to some leftovers. "D'you need any help?" he asked, not knowing that he was far from the first to offer. "I mean, I'm a terrible cook, but my scrubbing skills are legendary."