"That's cool. I mean, not everything's a musical." Andy shrugged one shoulder, his hand gesturing as if it were totally obvious. He continued on, casually, "I'd probably write dark stuff too if I was any good at writing stories. Seriously depressing stuff up here now and then. Sometimes I think about talking to someone about it, but eh—"

He paused, realizing he'd gone on a tangent, and changed the subject as best he could. "I'm much more of a critic anyway. And that's like -- mind blowing," he said for lack of another adjective, and set the book beside him. "But I just can't believe you haven't seen a play since you were a kid. That's not right."