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capeandcowllogs2011-02-25 09:22 pm
boozebot) wrote in capeandcowllogs2011-02-25 09:22 pm
Entry tags:
Batman vs Bender
WHO: Bender and Bruce
WHERE: A random, dark alleyway!
WHEN: Friday night
WARNINGS: Mild violence probably
SUMMARY: Bender attempts to scare people out of money. Batman does not approve.
FORMAT: Quick
[The alleyway is rather dark, as a random woman walks past the entranceway carrying a spaghetti string purse. To Bender, there is not a sight more attractive.]
[Quickly, he bangs a trash can lid onto the floor to create a loud noise. The woman jumps, looking down the darkness of the alleyway.]
Hello?
[Bender giggles softly. She took the bait.]
Oh, help me, please! I'm in so much pain! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Owwwwwwwww.
[The woman looks from side to side, before deciding to head into the darkness. She looks around for a few second, mace at the ready to spray any assailant. That is until-]
OOGA-BOOGA!
[Bender jumps out from behind a trashcan, waving his fingers in the air like a metallic ghost. The woman screams, falling over onto the floor as Bender advances towards her. Menacingly.]
I am a scary robooooot! From the futureeeee! I have come to take all your moneeeeey! So give it to me or I'll shoot you with my eye lazers!
[The woman stutters, holding up her purse to Bender. He giggles childishly as he gets ready to grab the juicy payload of cash. Nothing can possibly go wrong!]
WHERE: A random, dark alleyway!
WHEN: Friday night
WARNINGS: Mild violence probably
SUMMARY: Bender attempts to scare people out of money. Batman does not approve.
FORMAT: Quick
[The alleyway is rather dark, as a random woman walks past the entranceway carrying a spaghetti string purse. To Bender, there is not a sight more attractive.]
[Quickly, he bangs a trash can lid onto the floor to create a loud noise. The woman jumps, looking down the darkness of the alleyway.]
Hello?
[Bender giggles softly. She took the bait.]
Oh, help me, please! I'm in so much pain! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Owwwwwwwww.
[The woman looks from side to side, before deciding to head into the darkness. She looks around for a few second, mace at the ready to spray any assailant. That is until-]
OOGA-BOOGA!
[Bender jumps out from behind a trashcan, waving his fingers in the air like a metallic ghost. The woman screams, falling over onto the floor as Bender advances towards her. Menacingly.]
I am a scary robooooot! From the futureeeee! I have come to take all your moneeeeey! So give it to me or I'll shoot you with my eye lazers!
[The woman stutters, holding up her purse to Bender. He giggles childishly as he gets ready to grab the juicy payload of cash. Nothing can possibly go wrong!]