"I hear he has an opening for a significant other."

It was funny, because Eddie had caused Bond's last (public) significant other months of agonizing psychological trauma at the hands of an Endless. Absolutely hilarious. He polished off his bourbon easily, casually eying the second.

"Perhaps I could introduce you? In person, I mean, I'm aware of your flirtations over the Network. Everyone is." He offered a callous wink. "I daresay Jamesy could use some comfort upon his return."