"Right. But it's the thought that counts?" It wasn't every day she was in this situation, give her a break. "I'm just, a little in shock. Vampire, with a badge. Vampire with a badge, in the Sun! Vampire, with a badge, walking in the Sun with a mustache--well. Okay, that one's not so surprising."

She's looking a little horrified at her own rambling so don't bother with your own horror. She can handle it all by herself.

"So, you never told me your name, big vamp on campus guy."