That's quite the ultimatum you've given me right there! For a crazy guy, you're good at standing up for yourself at least, I'll give you that!

[And he takes a few seconds to decide on his answer.]

After careful consideration of what I've seen of you, I think it would be a goddamn lie to say you're not just as insane as they claim you are. And I'm no goddamn liar, apart from when the situation suits me!

So I suppose I'll just have to agree with your first deal, despite how fradulent your claim is. After all, I'd be crazy to turn it down, wouldn't I?