"I just wisely skipped the middleman and turn into my own pet. Very tidy and economical, which are of course my watchwords. Hullo miss! We'll both have waffles with strawberries and cream, and let's share a bottle of white."

He looks at Zee to confirm that white wine sounds good, and if so, indicates a bottle on the drinks menu.

"Later, if we have not fallen into diabetic waffle-induced comas, I may strong-arm you into helping me with this s'mores business. The menu specifically states that it is to be shared."