One can only hope. I'd offer a full refund, but I do believe I'm paying for your ticket. Guess it'll give you the right to throw non-lethal items at me.

[Oh, jeez. Charming and apparently not a precocious little girl. Maybe. She offers her a sweeping bow in exchange, a little theatrical but genuine enough.]

Likewise. [She's standing upright again and sliding a few bills over to the woman behind the table and getting several books bagged. Not that she's ashamed of her purchase or anything.]