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Julian Day | Calendar Man ([personal profile] exceptfebruary) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2011-12-22 05:51 pm

You're a monster, Mr. Day. Your heart's an empty hole.

WHO: Calendar Man and everyone on this list and possibly their friends
WHERE: Wherever the presents are delivered
WHEN: December 25th
WARNINGS: Violence, creepy deformed monster toys
SUMMARY: Calendar Man is giving a bunch of people monster toys for Christmas/Hanukkah. See the above linked post.
FORMAT: Poetry Whichever everybody prefers.



Twas the night before Christmas, minutes away
And there was a man getting ready named Julian Day.
His head was covered by the hat of Saint Nick,
Waiting for the moment, watching the clock tick.

All the boxes were wrapped with lids opened up
Needing only the monsters to fill them all up.
And there it was! It was Christmas Day,
Now to summon the toys and load up the sleigh.

He called them forth from the air and the date,
All twenty-five, and quickly – he can’t be late!
He orders them into the boxes he made,
The toys made of claws, fangs, boils and blades.

He packs up the van with the help of his fellow,
The Catman, who dressed in orange and yellow,
The metaphorical reindeer of this mission,
And so they delivered the gifts to those who had no suspicion.

Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and next the New Year
These would be holidays that everyone would fear.



((OOC: So this is the Christmas Plot! I MIGHT be accepting late sign-ups, ask me there. If you have any questions/comments/problems, you can comment on that post or private message me on Calendar's account. Please let me know if anything is triggering or disturbing, I'll change it! Happy Holidays. c:
I'm not going to thread out the responses, but you can bring in whoever wants to celebrate with your character or use this post as a launch for a network post. You can treat it like a solo log, but if you REALLY want to thread with someone, I can play the monster for you, just send me a quick note. Otherwise, assume that you can decide what the monster does.))


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