"Oh, just one?!" He groans, rocking on his heels. "Picking only one is blasphemy, but..."
He pauses, thinks, starts to say something then cuts himself off.
"Well. I'd say my favorite would have to be...my dehydration gun. Usually, it has eight functions -- dehydration, demoralize, decoupage, decompress, deregulate, debilitate, destroy, and death ray. They're all drastically different functions and serve a different purpose though here...for some reason the blasted thing seems to be malfunctioning, no matter what I do."
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"Oh, just one?!" He groans, rocking on his heels. "Picking only one is blasphemy, but..."
He pauses, thinks, starts to say something then cuts himself off.
"Well. I'd say my favorite would have to be...my dehydration gun. Usually, it has eight functions -- dehydration, demoralize, decoupage, decompress, deregulate, debilitate, destroy, and death ray. They're all drastically different functions and serve a different purpose though here...for some reason the blasted thing seems to be malfunctioning, no matter what I do."