I cannot possibly tell you all the ways in which I do not care about the color nuances and in which that is not the fucking point! [ he is throwing his hands up in desperation- but wait
there are clothes.
HIS INNOCENCE IS SPARED. he shuts up for ten whole seconds. ]
Yes. Thank you so much for sparing my ailing retinas. [ said very, very dryly. it occurs to him now that the shock of SUDDENLY BOOBS has become less demanding of his mental faculties, that this used to be a dragon. and now it is a human. ]
... How the hell did you do that, anyway? Turn into a human.
no subject
there are clothes.
HIS INNOCENCE IS SPARED. he shuts up for ten whole seconds. ]
Yes. Thank you so much for sparing my ailing retinas. [ said very, very dryly. it occurs to him now that the shock of SUDDENLY BOOBS has become less demanding of his mental faculties, that this used to be a dragon. and now it is a human. ]
... How the hell did you do that, anyway? Turn into a human.