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capeandcowllogs2012-06-07 10:06 pm
douchess) wrote in capeandcowllogs2012-06-07 10:06 pm
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WHO: Sterling Archer and Bullseye
WHERE: A bar.
WHEN: Night of June 7th.
WARNINGS: Violence, shenanigans.
SUMMARY: Bar fight.
FORMAT: Quick.
[Picture it:
An old-style bar with wooden floors and rough countertops. Hanging lamps with olive green light shades. Pretzels. Ash trays in the shape of bears. And the greatest secret agent in the whole world.
(Or one of the worlds, anyway.)
Archer knows how to mix the drinks. He knows how to wipe up the counters. He knows how to flirt with women and then take them to back room to oh ugh yeah oh oh and he knows how to annihilate cockroaches by convincing that idiot Danny that he's actually an undercover health inspector masquerading as an import. Jeez. Wow. Look at all the good he can do.
Sterling Archer is -- in his humble opinion -- an excellent bartender.]
WHERE: A bar.
WHEN: Night of June 7th.
WARNINGS: Violence, shenanigans.
SUMMARY: Bar fight.
FORMAT: Quick.
[Picture it:
An old-style bar with wooden floors and rough countertops. Hanging lamps with olive green light shades. Pretzels. Ash trays in the shape of bears. And the greatest secret agent in the whole world.
(Or one of the worlds, anyway.)
Archer knows how to mix the drinks. He knows how to wipe up the counters. He knows how to flirt with women and then take them to back room to oh ugh yeah oh oh and he knows how to annihilate cockroaches by convincing that idiot Danny that he's actually an undercover health inspector masquerading as an import. Jeez. Wow. Look at all the good he can do.
Sterling Archer is -- in his humble opinion -- an excellent bartender.]