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[beatstheclock]

WHO: Spades Slick, Ladd Russo, and Oswald Cobblepot.
WHERE: A beach in Chile somewhere.
WHEN: A nonspecific time during villain roadtrip!
WARNINGS: MURDER PROBABLY
SUMMARY: VILLAINS HIT THE BEACH
FORMAT: quick to start!

[It is a fantastic day out. Seriously, the heat wave is doing good things for traffic on the beach. Possibly because if you AREN'T , you are too warm to really feel like existing. It's bustling with windsurfers, people making sandcastles, tourists... more tourists... a lot of tourists...]

[Slick is therefore BLENDING, wearing a swimsuit and a scowl already, stumbling through the sand in the absolute angriest possible way anyone can stumble through sand.]

Comments

[sanguinosi]

[Ladd is noticably more upbeat about the whole affair. Antarctica was a frozen waste land in Ladd's eyes, and the very second they got away from the ice he started feeling remarkably more pleasant.

He's also wearing a swimsuit, clutching a big towel and an umbrella in preparation for a day at the beach. If they're stuck on a road trip together, they should at least do it in style.]

What a lovely day! Ain't it, Slick? Lots of sunshine, a lot less goddamn snow...

[He doesn't put much effort into avoiding sandcastles around him, and he generally just stomps through them if they're in his way. After all, he has to keep up with the ridiculously short man in front of him.]