[ Nope. You're not gettin' away with that, Bruce. Ben doesn't even miss a beat, just putting a pair of chopsticks in one of Bruce's hands and pushing about three of the boxes towards his half of the table. ]

Well.

[ He takes a little breath. ]

My best buddy, Reed Richards? He was doin' some kinda science stuff with this alternate dimension-- the N-Zone-- and he was supposed to be doin' this big experiment, so I came down to support him. It was me and him, plus his uh-- [ A half-beat. ] Suzie. Suzie Storm, and her brother, Johnny.

Anyway. Long story short, everythin' went to shit, and we all got teleported all over the planet. And we got changed. When they found me, I was big, orange, and stuck in friggin' Mexico.