"But if the media has it their way, they'll erase events and everyone will forget about it if you don't stand out visually." He's thankful you didn't call him a flamingo. Or else he'd be calling Evan Crocodile Dundee.

"Not entirely," he imitates the length of Evan's mullet with his fingers. "Just lop it off at the back and trim the sides and you got yourself a new hairstyle. I've got scissors and a razor in the bathroom."