[ how many things do they have an idea about? the number is shrinking, but none of them have to do with the food. unfortunately, the food is the current obstacle. ]

Would it be rude to ask for a garlic-free variant? I wouldn't want to insult the artisan behind such dishes.

...What order have you been entertaining? [ the most she has had of italian food is a pizza. she has no idea where to even begin. ]