[ whatever, man, she's just gonna take a seat. ] I'd just call it as it is, a matespritship. Don't tell me you're jealous, now!

I don't see the need in giving you any excessive degree of shit tonight, it would be best that you don't tempt me into it.

[ ACTING MATURE IS WEIRD. if she were at all objective enough to see this from the outside, she would be surprised at herself for it. once the spell's worn off, she probably will be. ]