[Spidey's doing what he normally does on his patrol breaks -- which is to say, sitting on the side of a wall two stories up drinking his coffee -- when he sees a glimpse of red from the corner of his eye. Turning his head doesn't help: it's still just a blurry shape, headed down the street in his direction at great speed. Weirdly enough, his spider-sense isn't tingling at all. What the hey--?]
/slides in here!