[Rua fumes as such to himself for a few seconds more before he looks up, hearing what sounds like raucous laughter - at his expense!? He only catches a peek of someone looking down at him from a building, but it's enough for even him to put two and two together. He glares up at what he imagines to be those responsible for this heinous transgression and quickly formulates several appropriate responses:
1) Yell at them a lot in native tongue (they probably wouldn't understand it, would leave him open for sand to the kisser). 2) Yell at them a lot in English, while making sure to drop intermittent f-bombs in dialog (accurately impresses upon rogues the mistake they have made - still leaves kisser open for sand. getting closer though) 3) Get even (almost there...). 4) Get even while dropping intermittent f-bombs (ding ding ding ding ding)
Rua looks around. Eventually, he spots a shopkeeper, using a hose to get what appears to be paint out of the sidewalk in front of his store. Quickly, an idea comes to Rua. If John and Vriska spend too much time patting themselves on the back, they probably won't notice Rua vanishing from the street below. If they take a look back after a couple minutes, they'll see he's gone, but his skateboard is still there in the rubber cement. Maybe he just ran away to spare himself further embarrassment? It'd be entirely reasonable to think this. Entirely reasonable, at least, until the door to the roof the two of them are on slooowly opens up and Rua comes creeping out, a nozzle in hand and a hose trailing behind him back down the stairs.
Then, he screams:] THIS IS REVENGE FOR MY SKATEBOARD! [And hits the trigger on the hose's nozzle, spraying cold, watery justice at the both of them.]
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1) Yell at them a lot in native tongue (they probably wouldn't understand it, would leave him open for sand to the kisser).
2) Yell at them a lot in English, while making sure to drop intermittent f-bombs in dialog (accurately impresses upon rogues the mistake they have made - still leaves kisser open for sand. getting closer though)
3) Get even (almost there...).
4) Get even while dropping intermittent f-bombs (ding ding ding ding ding)
Rua looks around. Eventually, he spots a shopkeeper, using a hose to get what appears to be paint out of the sidewalk in front of his store. Quickly, an idea comes to Rua.
If John and Vriska spend too much time patting themselves on the back, they probably won't notice Rua vanishing from the street below. If they take a look back after a couple minutes, they'll see he's gone, but his skateboard is still there in the rubber cement. Maybe he just ran away to spare himself further embarrassment? It'd be entirely reasonable to think this. Entirely reasonable, at least, until the door to the roof the two of them are on slooowly opens up and Rua comes creeping out, a nozzle in hand and a hose trailing behind him back down the stairs.
Then, he screams:] THIS IS REVENGE FOR MY SKATEBOARD! [And hits the trigger on the hose's nozzle, spraying cold, watery justice at the both of them.]