Yeah, we are. We're susceptible to most of the same injuries your species is. [ The head injury may explain the bizarre word vomit. He frowns, and reaches up to feel his head. Bad idea -- he winces at the pain, and again when his hand comes away wet, smears of bright candy red on his fingers. Ordinarily he'd try not to draw attention to it, but... ]

This is disgusting. [ Scathing, furious. ] I can't believe this. I can't believe people don't instantly begin to projectile vomit like a collection of puke fountains the instant anyone sees it.