[ He blinks a few times and shuts the laptop, so she can't see whatever bizarre legends he was reading. He wonders why everyone he meets always has to be creepy - and this would still be creepy if she was ten years old, but the fact that a minor has just pulled a standard coffee house pick-up is alarming to him. ]

Uh. Hi? [ He looks around to see if there's anyone else who looks like him that she could possibly think he was. ] Can I help you?