Gonna start a brawl? Gonna have a food fight? Planning on an out-of-control argument? Trying to ruin someone's night? Stealing that pretty painting over the mantle? Having a little too much nog and dancing shirtless on the table? Mind you don't step in the cranberry sauce if that last one's the case, but if you fancy a bit of fun and don't mind life as a small pine tree, this is the place to do it.

Non-violent naughtiness also encouraged! Games of impromptu football, riotous song-singing, displays of power and pie-eating contests--if you can have fun doing it, you damn well better do so!