[She would smile at him reassuringly or something, but she isn't sure what the heck is going on in his head, so who knows how he'd even react to that.]

Huh. Was it a friendly seizure situation, or are you... people-watching, or what?

[She will not use the word fucking while in this house she will not use the word fucking while in this house she will not use the word fucking while in this house.]

Not that I'm trying to call your integrity into question or anything of the sort; there's just ample opportunity if you actually were gunning for for the second option.