http://shockheadedpete.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] shockheadedpete.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs 2010-01-04 04:17 am (UTC)

Pete is looking at the bag of M&Ms like they're a bag of beautiful woman. Possibly beautiful women.

"There's nothin' filthy about 'em. Package is sealed," he argues.

He doesn't buy single hits off the street like some bum; he gets his fix at Duane Reade.

He snatches the brown and white bag and starts fishing the candies out.

"Right. Diet."

It's not the diet. He's been zapping for years.

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