Even with Ryan's complete lack of news on Gabriella, Troy still seems to just be pleased to hear her spoken about from someone who isn't himself. And there's absolutely no surprises to say that he's been doing little but talk about her to people since he first arrived.

"That's cool. Good party." Teeehehehee, is that a blush he's getting? Troy Bolton, as Ryan no doubt worked out years ago, has the mental age of a five year old when it comes to anything beyond kissing. He can't help being slow and steady in relationships, but you almost can't blame Gabbi for breaking up with him quite as many times as she has, even if she can't get rid of the trailing puppy dog for long.

"I really miss her right now. And even Chad's dumb face, cause like, it's totally getting boring playing b-ball one on no-one for like three months straight."