"Now THAT'S a gooey kablooey if'n I ever saw one!"
That's about all he can get out before the three mooks are on top of him, and he has to sacrifice the cannon to block their claws. These freaks are fast!
A backflip and a tuck and roll later, he's on his feet and moving, trying to angle himself behind them to nail that respirator business... but crazy strafing gunfire will do nicely.
"So 'Marius,' are you just incapable of having a cool name? I mean, bad enough your folks gave you a handle that sounds like you should wear bloomers and babysit British orphans, but when you get to choose your own, you name yourself after tacky commemorative dishware? For shame, lame-wad!"
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That's about all he can get out before the three mooks are on top of him, and he has to sacrifice the cannon to block their claws. These freaks are fast!
A backflip and a tuck and roll later, he's on his feet and moving, trying to angle himself behind them to nail that respirator business... but crazy strafing gunfire will do nicely.
"So 'Marius,' are you just incapable of having a cool name? I mean, bad enough your folks gave you a handle that sounds like you should wear bloomers and babysit British orphans, but when you get to choose your own, you name yourself after tacky commemorative dishware? For shame, lame-wad!"