And Drakken has seen 'small bugs'. He's had small bugs. That is not a small bug. But, for the moment, he'll let it go.
"Well, that was kind of the big one. I mean, really, I got to legally market a mind-control shampoo. Just had to follow truth-in-advertising laws since it wasn't carcinogenic or otherwise unhealthy. So all I had to do was call it what it was: 'Lather, rinse, and obey'. Of course marketing was a problem and then Kim Possible showed up, but I sure learned the value of lawyers that time!"
He scratches his head, thinking.
"And there was the cupcake operation, though that was a front. Made a fortune before the market tanked. Anyways, you'd be amazed how much profit even small legitimate operations can pull in."
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"Well, that was kind of the big one. I mean, really, I got to legally market a mind-control shampoo. Just had to follow truth-in-advertising laws since it wasn't carcinogenic or otherwise unhealthy. So all I had to do was call it what it was: 'Lather, rinse, and obey'. Of course marketing was a problem and then Kim Possible showed up, but I sure learned the value of lawyers that time!"
He scratches his head, thinking.
"And there was the cupcake operation, though that was a front. Made a fortune before the market tanked. Anyways, you'd be amazed how much profit even small legitimate operations can pull in."