"Wonderful, we really will have to improvise here but I'm certain I can make you look far better than you do at the moment." Grell, completely oblivious to anything else at the moment (especially the food), made a show of lithely hopping over the table to the Major's side and performing a close inspection. "The hair needs to be done, you could use a bit of touch-up with the bruising - I can do a little, not much - a bit of styling," he went on and on, glancing around for anyone who might stop him.