you killed the barber's cat?

[shooteverything]

WHO: cross and heine
WHERE: the MAC apartments.
WHEN: NOW.
WARNINGS: a pair of assholes
SUMMARY: a ~chance meeting~ because heine isn't going anywhere near a yoga studio anytime soon.
FORMAT: brackets.

[ he quite sincerely hates this place. most of it, anyway. the whole hero business isn't endearing it to him, either. but at least he can walk around without being bothered by a ginger who smokes too much and has one eye somehow covered!

(famous last words.) ]

Comments

[ioudas]

[it's so nice not having some idiot with white hair bugging him all the time about useless shit either! (another set of famous last words)

wow he's hung over or is he in the middle of getting drunk, either way cross has got glitter on him and he really really needs to take a shower. until he walks right into heine.]

Hey, watch it. [nope, not drunk enough to be forgiving.]

[shooteverything]

[ oh god, not the glitter. he's thrown off balance, but far less than a person of his height or build usually would be. ]

You're the one who walked into me.

[ioudas]

Oh.

Well.

Watch where you're going.

[what a marvelous adult he is.]

[shooteverything]

[ the best and most responsible. ]

Why don't you?

[ioudas]

Why don't you?

[this is going downhill fast.]

[shooteverything]

What are you, five?

[ y e p ]

[ioudas]

No! What are you - hell, I'm too sober for this.

[shooteverything]

But drunk enough to lose motor control?

[ioudas]

No, that was because I tend to look down. Sorry about that. [except that he really isn't...]

[shooteverything]

Yeah, right. [ so skeptical... ]

[ioudas]

You have a reason to keep annoying me or are you just a sadist?

[shooteverything]

You were the one who bumped into me.

[ioudas]

Are we going to get into this again? I really, really need to not be here, talking to you right now.

[shooteverything]

And be getting more drunk somewhere.

[ioudas]

So you see why I do not want to be here anymore.

[shooteverything]

...you've got glitter on you, though.

[ioudas]

Oh dammit, do I? [he shakes his hair and a bunch falls on the ground.] That's going to take ages to get out of here.

[shooteverything]

Could just cut it all — all your hair off.

[ioudas]

[you don't even joke about these beautiful locks getting cut, okay?]

I'm sorry, I thought you just said that I you wanted to touch my glorious mane.

[shooteverything]

I don't want to fucking touch it.

[ vague gesture in the direction of his... glorious mane. ]

[ioudas]

I'm very protective of it, I'll have you know.

[bringing it out all in front of him. this is so embarrassing.]

[shooteverything]

Thanks for sharing.

[ gross... well, at least it doesn't smell like smoke. that much. ]

[ioudas]

One day, when you're a real boy, you can get something amazing like this.

[shooteverything]

Why would I want —

[ yeah, he basically just gestured at all of him. ]

[ioudas]

I'll take your silence as awe.

[shooteverything]

Hell no.

[ wincing. ]

[ioudas]

It's alright, when you -

[Wait, didn't this already happen?] Whatever.

[shooteverything]

Déjà vu? I heard it happens a lot more when you're drunk.

[ioudas]

No, passing out and forgetting something happened and then waking up to a sense of déjà vu happens when you're drunk. You're missing a step.

[shooteverything]

Means you've probably done it before, then. Unless you're just imagining things.

[ioudas]

[pfft, he scoffs.] Technicality.

[shooteverything]

Still counts.

[ioudas]

That's ridiculous, no it doesn't.

[shooteverything]

Of course it fucking does. Because you did it.

[ioudas]

You're ruining the metaphor.