you killed the barber's cat?

[shooteverything]

WHO: cross and heine
WHERE: the MAC apartments.
WHEN: NOW.
WARNINGS: a pair of assholes
SUMMARY: a ~chance meeting~ because heine isn't going anywhere near a yoga studio anytime soon.
FORMAT: brackets.

[ he quite sincerely hates this place. most of it, anyway. the whole hero business isn't endearing it to him, either. but at least he can walk around without being bothered by a ginger who smokes too much and has one eye somehow covered!

(famous last words.) ]

Comments

[ioudas]

Why don't you?

[this is going downhill fast.]

[shooteverything]

What are you, five?

[ y e p ]

[ioudas]

No! What are you - hell, I'm too sober for this.

[shooteverything]

But drunk enough to lose motor control?

[ioudas]

No, that was because I tend to look down. Sorry about that. [except that he really isn't...]

[shooteverything]

Yeah, right. [ so skeptical... ]

[ioudas]

You have a reason to keep annoying me or are you just a sadist?

[shooteverything]

You were the one who bumped into me.

[ioudas]

Are we going to get into this again? I really, really need to not be here, talking to you right now.

[shooteverything]

And be getting more drunk somewhere.

[ioudas]

So you see why I do not want to be here anymore.

[shooteverything]

...you've got glitter on you, though.

[ioudas]

Oh dammit, do I? [he shakes his hair and a bunch falls on the ground.] That's going to take ages to get out of here.

[shooteverything]

Could just cut it all — all your hair off.

[ioudas]

[you don't even joke about these beautiful locks getting cut, okay?]

I'm sorry, I thought you just said that I you wanted to touch my glorious mane.

[shooteverything]

I don't want to fucking touch it.

[ vague gesture in the direction of his... glorious mane. ]

[ioudas]

I'm very protective of it, I'll have you know.

[bringing it out all in front of him. this is so embarrassing.]

[shooteverything]

Thanks for sharing.

[ gross... well, at least it doesn't smell like smoke. that much. ]

[ioudas]

One day, when you're a real boy, you can get something amazing like this.

[shooteverything]

Why would I want —

[ yeah, he basically just gestured at all of him. ]

[ioudas]

I'll take your silence as awe.

[shooteverything]

Hell no.

[ wincing. ]

[ioudas]

It's alright, when you -

[Wait, didn't this already happen?] Whatever.

[shooteverything]

Déjà vu? I heard it happens a lot more when you're drunk.

[ioudas]

No, passing out and forgetting something happened and then waking up to a sense of déjà vu happens when you're drunk. You're missing a step.

[shooteverything]

Means you've probably done it before, then. Unless you're just imagining things.

[ioudas]

[pfft, he scoffs.] Technicality.

[shooteverything]

Still counts.

[ioudas]

That's ridiculous, no it doesn't.

[shooteverything]

Of course it fucking does. Because you did it.

[ioudas]

You're ruining the metaphor.