foreshadower: Tony Harris. (I am a plain-dealing villain)
The Shade ([personal profile] foreshadower) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2013-02-17 06:31 pm

We chased our pleasures here

WHO: The Shade and YOU!!
WHERE: Around the City
WHEN: The Week of 2/17-2/22
WARNINGS: Snobs! (None that I can foresee)
SUMMARY: Classy fucks who are classy are around the City to hang out with
FORMAT: Tagger's Choice!


[ The City isn't really Shade's favorite place, but it does have its amusements. From the imports to the stirrings of the native population, there was always something to see, or do. Something that if not new, was at least a curiosity. It was difficult for him to find anything truly new, but he could see the difference in something that happened in his world to this, and he enjoyed watching.

Well, observing, and later writing about it. That was what bored, retired supervillains did, after all. He rarely intervened, but for the occasional time. A mugger who tried to rob someone who looked already rather down on their luck may find himself held to a wall, a pit of inky black while the mugee escaped, before he was released. No fanfare, no holding him for questioning. The thought crossed his mind to simply end it, take the gentleman out, but that would hardly be clean and swift, and from where he was at, there would be little cleanup, watching from high atop a building on the other side of the street.

Other nights he'd find himself in the bar, sipping a delicacy while sampling the fare. Some were better than others, of course, but he could hardly pick a favorite if he didn't try them all, yes?

And other days, when the sun was high, he could be found strolling in the parks, cane tapping against the still chilled concrete and people watching. There was always something to find, after all.
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incywincyhero: (spidey: it's tingling more than ever now)

whoops I guess there's another mugger later in the week

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-02-19 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Spider-Man was patrolling home from work when he heard the scream. A mugging, he thought, and swung in towards the alley to investigate. Only instead of finding a crime in progress he discovered he'd been beaten to the -- well, to the punch. He fetched up on a fire escape and watched the screamer gather her belongings. She was shaky but unhurt, and her head kept swivelling to look at her prospective assailant, pinned to the wall with some kind of black susbstance. Like solid shadow, or -- well, it wasn't reflective enough to be symbiote goo, but the similarities were enough to make the hairs rise on the back of Spidey's neck.

The victim had made her escape, leaving Spidey free to skitter down for a closer look.]


Well, I can't say you don't deserve it, buddy, but -- what is this stuff? [Ignoring the muffled protests of the mugger, he leaned in to peer at the substance. Then glanced around and up, trying to get a bead on the good Samaritan.]
incywincyhero: (spidey: boy is my face red)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-02-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spider-Man considered webbing up the mugger himself as soon as he was released, but honestly, the guy's pasty-white complexion made it pretty obvious he wouldn't be up to any more mischief tonight, if ever. Besides, without the woman around to press charges it'd be an exercise in futility. He steps to one side, letting him make his ungraceful exit.]

I think you'd better quit while you're ahead, don't you?

[He turns back around just in time to see the man in fancy dress lean... right out of the wall. It's only slightly startling -- he's seen weirder.]

Yeah, no offense, guy, but "delightful white substance"? Not a description I need to hear applied to my webbing ever again.
incywincyhero: (spidey: so then I said)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-02-20 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, now, gimme a break. You try hearing the same two jokes over and over again for a decade and try not to jump to conclusions.

Anyway, right now I'm a little more interested in how your uh, stuff works. [He peers at the empty brick where the mugger used to hang.] Iss it a connection to the Darkforce Dimension or something? I knew a guy like that once, though he was a little more The CW than BBC. I guess when you choose a codename like "Cloak," your costuming options are self-limiting...
incywincyhero: (spidey: what.)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-02-22 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's another ... uh, dimension. I've been there, actually -- kinda depressing. Then again, so is Cloak...

[Clearing his throat:]
So, I haven't seen you 'round these parts before. New in town, or just good at -- [he gestures around at the evening darkness--] keeping on the down low?
incywincyhero: (spidey: oy vey)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-02-23 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... Okay. [Rubbing the back of his head.] Well, I don't know if that means you're very discreet or I'm just unobservant.
incywincyhero: (spidey: a-janglin')

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-03-03 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Starting slightly -- people don't generally tip their hats to him.] Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm being rude. I go by Spider-Man -- nice to meetcha.
incywincyhero: (spidey: eureka!)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-03-05 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raising his index finger:] Spider, singular. Haven't always had the best experiences with the plural.

The Shade -- that's classy. I've gotta say it works for you.
incywincyhero: (spidey: hop like a bunny)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-03-05 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny way of putting it. Then again, I've had at least one college student thank me for rescuing them when they were a kid, so I guess I can't really talk.

Ooh, if we're doing show and tell, you can go first. [He backflips onto the wall and perches there with his soles on the wall and his elbows resting on his knees. Head tilted to the side with some irony -- yes, he knows what he did there.]
incywincyhero: (spidey: this is my thinky face)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-03-10 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spidey was about to object to the 'boy,' but -- okay, fair. Even if that is a pretty big claim to make without backing it up.]

Immortality, huh? Lemme guess -- you were wearing top hats before it was cool.
Edited 2013-03-10 23:44 (UTC)
incywincyhero: (spidey: quippage)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-03-15 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Gotta say you win style points over the other immortal guy I know. Pretty sure he's been around at least as long as you have, but he dresses like a Canadian lumberjack.

... Though, to be fair, that's probably because he was a Canadian lumberjack. Aaaand unwanted mental image to go with the inevitable musical reference, joy of joys.