http://bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2010-12-19 10:37 am

C&C HOLIDAY JAMJAR ICE HOTEL HELL: PARTY

WHO: AHAHAHAHA. Just... just tag yourselves in.
WHERE: The Gorsewick Hotel
WHEN: December 19th. 5PM-7PM for setup, 7PM onward for dinner.
WARNINGS: Let's just cover for your basics unless something more specific comes up.
SUMMARY: Miles Edgeworth and Remus Lupin are hosting the second comm-wide holiday party and have rented out the dining hall in the Gorsewick for the night. Everyone comes in for food, warmth, and (relatively... hopefully...) civil company. Whether or not they can leave is another story.
FORMAT: IF IT FEELS GOOD, DO IT! Long prose, action brackets, rapidfire dialogue, present tense, past tense--whatever floats your narrative boat!



The Gorsewick is not all that large a hotel, although it would very much like to grow up to be one someday, a mere five stories tall and having only a small parking garage to its name. The owner is clearly an optimistic sort of fellow, building a place like this in the City despite the risk the existence of imPorts poses to it and the hits the tourism industry has taken from their antics; bigger places than this have been smashed to pieces by enormous grey lizards with bad cases of heartburn.

Sadly, it just isn't paying off. At a time when people should be on vacation, packing his rooms to the max, the Gorsewick is... really, really empty. The groups renting out the dining hall are pretty much the only things keeping it afloat this month.

Still, appearances must be upheld, and although it is mildly understaffed, it is currently no less well-cared for. The handful of people on duty that night are friendly and the place is clean as a whistle--no bugs, no rats, no dust, nothing like that. He may be running a sinking ship, but the owner is damned determined to keep it a tidy one on the way down.

Come on in.
newbvampire: (Deeerp!)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-21 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that would be worse, wouldn't it?
crabulous: (giant ass)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-21 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's quite a putrid stench, it is.
newbvampire: (ughhhh)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-21 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I really don't want to imagine what it's like.
crabulous: (good listening)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-21 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry Seras, he can't take a hint.]

Perhaps you are familiar with ambergris?
newbvampire: (This can't be happening)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-21 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that the thing they use to make perfume?
crabulous: (Default)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-21 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Nodnodnod.]

It's whale vomit!
newbvampire: (ughhhh)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-21 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's disgusting! Ugh, I'm never buying a bottle of perfume ever again.
crabulous: (derp)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-21 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's the natural order of things. [A pause.] Or the natural odor! Haha!
newbvampire: (I know that!)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-21 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
That joke is terrible.
crabulous: (bah!)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-21 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Friend Hood would have laughed.
newbvampire: (Tch yeah right)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-21 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
It's still a terrible joke.
crabulous: (so bummed out)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-21 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it was funny.
newbvampire: (Talking)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-21 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[She sighs, feeling bad for him.]

Alright, it wasn't that bad.
crabulous: (hello!)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-21 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like comedy?!
newbvampire: (uh?)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-21 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes. Depends on my mood.
crabulous: (innocent little zoidberg)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-21 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
You should come down to the supper club! I perform stand up on Wednesdays!
newbvampire: (Default)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Maybe I will sometime. I could take some of my coworkers.
crabulous: (Default)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-22 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray! I'm attracting an audience!
newbvampire: (Talking)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-23 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Um...hopefully.
crabulous: (hiding)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-23 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'd better, else friend Sanji might strike me. Or worse! He might cook me alive!
newbvampire: (grrrr)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-23 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait someone hit you, and threatened to cook you alive?
crabulous: (good listening)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-25 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. Several people. It's a regular occurrence.
newbvampire: (Damn it!)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-27 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why haven't you reported this?
crabulous: (good listening)

[personal profile] crabulous 2010-12-27 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Report it to who?
newbvampire: (grrrr)

[personal profile] newbvampire 2010-12-27 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
To the police, to me!

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