http://bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2010-12-19 10:37 am

C&C HOLIDAY JAMJAR ICE HOTEL HELL: PARTY

WHO: AHAHAHAHA. Just... just tag yourselves in.
WHERE: The Gorsewick Hotel
WHEN: December 19th. 5PM-7PM for setup, 7PM onward for dinner.
WARNINGS: Let's just cover for your basics unless something more specific comes up.
SUMMARY: Miles Edgeworth and Remus Lupin are hosting the second comm-wide holiday party and have rented out the dining hall in the Gorsewick for the night. Everyone comes in for food, warmth, and (relatively... hopefully...) civil company. Whether or not they can leave is another story.
FORMAT: IF IT FEELS GOOD, DO IT! Long prose, action brackets, rapidfire dialogue, present tense, past tense--whatever floats your narrative boat!



The Gorsewick is not all that large a hotel, although it would very much like to grow up to be one someday, a mere five stories tall and having only a small parking garage to its name. The owner is clearly an optimistic sort of fellow, building a place like this in the City despite the risk the existence of imPorts poses to it and the hits the tourism industry has taken from their antics; bigger places than this have been smashed to pieces by enormous grey lizards with bad cases of heartburn.

Sadly, it just isn't paying off. At a time when people should be on vacation, packing his rooms to the max, the Gorsewick is... really, really empty. The groups renting out the dining hall are pretty much the only things keeping it afloat this month.

Still, appearances must be upheld, and although it is mildly understaffed, it is currently no less well-cared for. The handful of people on duty that night are friendly and the place is clean as a whistle--no bugs, no rats, no dust, nothing like that. He may be running a sinking ship, but the owner is damned determined to keep it a tidy one on the way down.

Come on in.
crabulous: (Default)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-01-01 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, friend. Lots of things can become fossilized. Like leafs and tacos and tree saps.

[Oh wow how is he saying anything even remotely intelligent. Something must be wrong...]
magicalworld: (yay)

[personal profile] magicalworld 2011-01-02 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Or bugs in amber!

[He saw that movie!]
crabulous: (hello!)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-01-02 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's right! [Zoidberg nods, jowls flopping about.] You're very clever for such a little human.
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[personal profile] magicalworld 2011-01-04 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well of course. [Calvin puts his hand on his chest and closes his eyes smugly] I'm a super-genius. Most people aren't as smart as me, let alone kids my age!
crabulous: (nude)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-01-04 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
A genius, you say? What other knowledge do you possess?
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[personal profile] magicalworld 2011-01-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I wouldn't know where to start. It would take an encyclopedia to record and organize it all.

But I can build a time machine, for one thing!
crabulous: (hello!)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-01-05 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A time machine?! [MAGIC WORDS! Zoidberg stares at him, soooo excited looking.] Have you ever been to the future?
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[personal profile] magicalworld 2011-01-06 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I have! [Frowns] My future selves were both lazy jerks, though.
crabulous: (good listening)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-01-06 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you would be willing to try again? I have many friends in the future. We could bring them back here!
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[personal profile] magicalworld 2011-01-06 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe... but aren't they in the future and in another dimension now? I don't know how to do interdimensional time displacement!

...yet.
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[personal profile] crabulous 2011-01-06 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
I believe in you, friend! If there's a way, you will be the one to find it!
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[personal profile] magicalworld 2011-01-06 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eeee the space alien is praising him this means so much to him]

Thanks Zoidberg!