There was an awkward pause before Bakura rubbed at his cheek. "Aaa-- un. I woke up with them..." he admitted before going to sit down. He had to shift a bit, looking a bit uncomfortable before giving up and getting up again. See that odd lump in the back of his pants like he's tucked his shirt in funny? Guess what that's hiding!
"You remember how I said the Porter will sometimes do strange things? Like when I was a bat for a few days?"
And amusingly, it was totally based on the normal jokes about his hair :D
"You remember how I said the Porter will sometimes do strange things? Like when I was a bat for a few days?"