It was a little chorus of voices, rising and falling and sounding more and more pleased with themselves. The customers were looking just as bewildered. Several were holding up their cups, dipping their fingers into the water in confusion, eliciting shrieks of "Do you mind?"

The water was talking. The water was talking, and apparently blatantly mocking them all. Misty pinched the bridge of her nose. Was this really her life right now?

"What the hell is going on?" She looked back at him, eyes widening slightly as his eyes glowed red. "Honey, your eyes..."

"Turn around bright eyes..."

Oh god. Misty covered his water with her hand before it could get started on the verses.