http://hoodalumnus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hoodalumnus.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2011-01-12 12:46 pm

juliet, the dice was loaded from the start;

WHO: Parker Robbins & Misty Knight.
WHAT: Conversations over deeply troubled waters.
WHERE: Throughout the City, and maybe Saturn.
WHEN: January 12th, noon.
SUMMARY: Hey! Water! We're talking, here!



She had given him a haircut. He didn't protest -- the futility of protesting against Misty Knight's wishes was pretty clear to Parker. Still, it felt weird to hold his head without the weight, like a missing crown. He hadn't been focused on personal care since he had escaped SHIELD detainment.

Months ago.

"So," he said, shifting in his chair. The snow outside fogged the streets, and many people sought the warm glow of inside coffee shops. These two weren't the exception. This wasn't a change he was keen on -- after coming out of the desert, hitting New York in the dead of winter (in cargo shorts) had been a terrible mishap. Parker idly thought about changing the weather, if only for his own comfort. As long as he kept the chess-obsessed Porter-harpy happy, it seemed, he was golden with power and without consequence. His fingers tapped against the table, hand close to Misty's own. The vibration sent shivers into his cup of water. Coffee didn't appeal much to Parker anymore -- it was nothing like the cloak, nothing like the Norn stones. Nothing like this.

"Guess it's kinda weird." He didn't mean to avoid her eye contact, but they both knew this was nearing. The Talk. His actions, her ideals. How he wasn't sorry for what he did, just how it turned out. But there was no escaping it, and the longer he waited the longer the bullet coiled.

"And kinda necessary. I guess." He guessed. Parker shook his head, unwilling to jump his own tracks. "So yeah, this, here? People know -- people being your Avenger friends -- and you know what? That doesn't scare me. That doesn't scare me 'cause I want y--"

"My name is Dihydrogen Monoxide and you killed my father! Prepare to die!"

Parker stared at Misty. For a while. A long while.

"-- Wait. What?"
afros: (Boy whatchu talking about.)

[personal profile] afros 2011-01-12 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It was important, this talk. Things had to get laid out, boundries drawn. The first few nights were easy, just the two of them holed up in his apartment, getting used to each other again. She'd thrown the hideous outfit he'd been wearing out the window while he was in the shower, then cut his hair for him. And they hadn't talked about it, about what he'd been off doing, or what she was going to do about it.

She hadn't mentioned that subtle, nagging little difference that she could see, but not define. Something was off, and she knew it. She'd chalked it up to the passing year. A lot can change in a year; Misty knew that as well as anyone. She blamed it on whatever new mojo had him teleporting around like Kurt Wagner.

His voicemail was still saved on her phone, the cut-off, half-finished proclaimation of love.

"The hell...?" She looked around the coffee shop, then back at him. "Sugar, that ain't funny."
afros: (Excuse me?)

[personal profile] afros 2011-01-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a little chorus of voices, rising and falling and sounding more and more pleased with themselves. The customers were looking just as bewildered. Several were holding up their cups, dipping their fingers into the water in confusion, eliciting shrieks of "Do you mind?"

The water was talking. The water was talking, and apparently blatantly mocking them all. Misty pinched the bridge of her nose. Was this really her life right now?

"What the hell is going on?" She looked back at him, eyes widening slightly as his eyes glowed red. "Honey, your eyes..."

"Turn around bright eyes..."

Oh god. Misty covered his water with her hand before it could get started on the verses.
afros: (No fucking way.)

[personal profile] afros 2011-01-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
"This is ridiculous. Of all the damn things..."

Something like this would happen. She flicked her fingers through the water, scattering droplets across the table, eliciting high-pitched shrieks. This might be by far the weirdest thing that had happened since she'd gotten dropped into this place.

"Mouthy things, aren't they?"
afros: (Excuse me?)

[personal profile] afros 2011-01-13 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
"You did this?"

Immediate line-face. Misty had been all ready to blame this on the Porter, or some other fool with magic gone haywire. She thinks of Parker's red eyes, and slaps a palm on the wet table, ignoring the squeals and shrieks of the water as it clings to her skin.

"Parker, what the hell is going on?"
afros: (Bionic arm.)

[personal profile] afros 2011-01-13 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
"And you're doing what with them now? Making water talk?"

Her voice was tight with supressed anger, partly at herself for overlooking this, and partly at him, for carrying on with the same stupid shit that was no doubt landing him in more trouble at home.

And the water sticking to her palm was giggling shrilly, even as she wiped it off on a napkin. Nothing like having an audience.
afros: (Gonna be eating with a straw...)

[personal profile] afros 2011-01-13 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Design. Cause that doesn't sound like all kinds of stupid just waiting to happen. Didn't you learn a damn thing back home Parker? The hell are you trying to do?"

The other patrons of the cafe were just slowly packing up and leaving. Misty didn't blame them. She was about two seconds from flipping the table out of sheer irritation, and then who knew what would happen. The little magic trick didn't do anything to alleviate that irritation; if anything, it just made her angrier.

He was doing all of this, all this wild shit, and it was going to end just as badly, it had to. Why couldn't he just stop for once?
afros: (I will fuck your shit up.)

[personal profile] afros 2011-01-14 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
She yanked her hand away--Don't grab at me, she wanted to snap, but the words didn't come--torn between putting his ass through a wall or taking his head off. Her arm was a sore spot. It always would be, even now, all this time later.

But the truth of the matter was, when he put it that way, she understood. Understood what it was like to lose something so essential, something that you needed and depended on. Magic wasn't quite a limb, but being suddenly powerless, disabled, helpless, she understood that. Her own arm had been ripped off tiwce, and she remembered exactly how fucked up she'd been over it.

For a few minutes, she was quiet, just glaring at him, considering how best to word her reply. Hell, she was trying to figure out what sort of retort she even wanted to give. Her jaw was tight, and even the water seemed cowed, silent for once.

"Not wanting to be helpless is one thing. But it's what you're doing with those damn things that's gonna be the problem, I know it."