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[killerjoke.livejournal.com]

WHO: The Joker and Harley Quinn
WHEN: Sunday the 23
WHERE: A nice estate in another state that has a personal zoo
WARNINGS: The Joker and Harley
SUMMARY: The Joker takes Harley on a romantic outing to get her some babies
FORMAT: Quick to the point to the point no fakin'

[The Joker had gone all out for his Harley, finding a private zoo not too far away that had a pair of hyenas that were practically begging to be stolen. Well, at least they started begging once Harley had confessed she wanted a pair.

So the Joker had acquired a van that was big enough to transport the animals, along with all the necessary toys the babies would require and they had gone on a road trip.]

Almost there, Harleykins!

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[ridi-arlecchino.livejournal.com]

[Harley clapped her hands in gleeful anticipation. A romantic weekend out of town! Adding two new members into their fruitcake of a family! She could hardly stand how perfectly everything was coming together in her mind.]

Oh, Mistah J! This is the best present a liliriped lupine-lovin' lady like yours could ask for! Do ya think the new babies'll like the City? Do ya?

[killerjoke.livejournal.com]

Oh course, my sweet cuppin' cake! How could they not love being with you instead of that loser they're with now?

[Not that the Joker couldn't think of a few ways someone would be unhappy being with Harley.]

I wouldn't have picked out the best pair of the whole lot for ya if I didn't know they'd love ya.

[ridi-arlecchino.livejournal.com]

[She swooned and clutched to his arm, with no thought as to how it might effect his driving.]

Puddin', you're the greatest!

[killerjoke.livejournal.com]

[The Joker shouted and swerved, shooting Harley a deadly look that he knew she probably wouldn't notice.]

Of course I am. Tip-top of the world with my baby doll right here beside me.

[ridi-arlecchino.livejournal.com]

[She was indeed far too romantically absorbed to notice the negativity in his eyes, letting out a squeaky sigh in contentedness. Was there anyplace else she'd rather be? Well...

She suddenly noticed the zoo rising in the distance and bolted upright, pointing excitedly ahead of them.]

Izzat it? Izzat it?!

[killerjoke.livejournal.com]

Well of course that's it, you think there would be two private zoos in the same area?

[Sometimes, Harley was just a bit thick. And clingy. Then there was that voice. But boy did she love a good joke.]

[ridi-arlecchino.livejournal.com]

Welll.... [She was about to rack her brain for the answer, but instead gave an uncertain little laugh and waited for the Joker to pull the van over.]

[killerjoke.livejournal.com]

[The Joker pulled the van off to the side of the rode and got out without another word. He was worried if he said anything else, Harley would say something stupid and he would shoot her and then he wouldn't have any company on the way back. Alright, and he would probably miss her.]

Well come on, grab the collars and lets go.