In A.D. 2011, war was beginning.

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

WHO: 300,000 angry nerds and the Imports who fight them. Tag yourselves in, please!
WHERE: All around, but mostly near the Porter tower
WHEN: 7:30A May 18 - 3:13P May 20, 2011
WARNINGS: There is no fourth wall. Only Zuul. And violence. And probably bad language. And other things as well. JUST ASSUME THAT THIS LOG IS NOT FOR LIL'UNS.
SUMMARY: The Crabhammers declare war on the Porter and, to a lesser extent, the Imports. The battle lasts three days, is horrible in just about every way you can think of, and this is how it goes down.
FORMAT: However people wanna do it!

"There's no environment. Use your imagination. There's no fourth wall, whether it's the first time you've told this story about her life, or the sixth time."

Everything you need to know is here.

quick links to avoid crashy computers
in the fray
DAY ONE: 7:30 AM--10:00 AM (FIRST CHARGE, BROKEN TRAINS, TRAFFIC JAMS)
DAY ONE: 10:00 AM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, PUBLIC DISTURBANCES ELSEWHERE)
DAY ONE: 5:17 PM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, FIRES AND BOMBS ALL OVER)
DAY TWO: 1:00 AM -- 6:28 AM (CONTINUED BATTLING, ENEMY ENERGY DRINKS)
DAY TWO: 6:28 AM -- 12:00 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, PIRATING THE RADIO STATION)
DAY TWO: 12:00 PM -- 7:42 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, TOY RAIDS)
DAY TWO: 7:42 PM -- DAY THREE: 12:00 AM (CONTINUED BATTLING, ENEMY IMPORT-HATING REINFORCEMENTS)
DAY THREE: 12:01 AM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, HERE COMES THE CAVALRY)
DAY THREE: 6:45 AM -- 1:00 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, CREATE YOUR OWN INSANE LAST-DITCH GEEK TRICKS)
DAY THREE: 1:00 PM -- 3:13 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, THE MADAGASCARIAN TWENTY-GRAND HOLDOUT)
DAY THREE: 3:13 PM ONWARD (WAR OVER. TAKE PRISONERS, MAKE FRIENDS, GET HEALED, FALL ASLEEP, ETC)

not quite in the fray
DAY ONE: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)
DAY TWO: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)
DAY THREE: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)

fuck the fray
DAY ONE: ALL DAY (FORGET THE BATTLE, I HAVE HBO)
DAY TWO: ALL DAY (YOU LOSERS ARE STILL FIGHTING? IT'S AMERICAN IDOL TIME!)
DAY THREE: ALL DAY (IF YOU'RE ALL BUSY ELSEWHERE I'M JUST GONNA GO ROB A BANK)

Comments

[plays_with_dolls]

"They're already paid for Captain, use them however you need to. I just want to help end this as quickly as possible. I do not want these fans to succeed." While he was taking advantage of the situation for good PR he truly did not want the crisis to go one for one minute longer than he had to. Going back to being dead was something he'd do almost anything to avoid, hence his spending a rather large sum to ensure that it didn't happen. Hopefully it wouldn't be money wasted.

[out_of_time]

Jack thought for a moment before nodding again. "All right. Mark out your buildings on the map and they'll designated as triage sites and emergency shelters. I'll have officers there shortly to help defend and organize them, your employees will follow their directions." They could definitely use the space and infrastructure, and hopefully having police officers on the scene and in charge would keep the GPS from shooting anyone they weren't supposed to shoot.

[plays_with_dolls]

"Of course." Boyd leaned over one of his bodyguards to rely that he wanted no incidents and that GPS was to be on its best behavior. The implication that there would be a very unpleasant trip to the Attic if he heard otherwise was clear. Once he had finished the bodyguard stepped away and begin radioing his comrades their new orders. Leaning over the map Boyd quickly marked out the buildings Rossum controlled, most of them anyway. "I hope you understand Captain, that there are some sections of these buildings we won't be able to allow your officers. For their own safety. We engage in a lot of medical research and that means we have a lot of very delicate experiments. I hope your officers will be understanding of that."

[out_of_time]

"As long as you have enough room for everyone, that's fine," Jack said, while making a mental note- 'Rossum has experiments that it either doesn't want seen or that can be dangerous.'

Aloud he smiled a little and said "Again, I appreciate your help, and I'm sure everyone who ends up in your buildings will too."

[plays_with_dolls]

Boyd smiled back. It was a dangerous move letting the police into Rossum's buildings, but to do the opposite during this time would only invite more suspicion. Besides, working so closely with the police would give his mercenaries a chance to collect intelligence on their response to a crisis. Information that Rossum could make use of in the future. "I'm sure there will be more than enough room. I just hope we're able to make a difference."