In A.D. 2011, war was beginning.

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

WHO: 300,000 angry nerds and the Imports who fight them. Tag yourselves in, please!
WHERE: All around, but mostly near the Porter tower
WHEN: 7:30A May 18 - 3:13P May 20, 2011
WARNINGS: There is no fourth wall. Only Zuul. And violence. And probably bad language. And other things as well. JUST ASSUME THAT THIS LOG IS NOT FOR LIL'UNS.
SUMMARY: The Crabhammers declare war on the Porter and, to a lesser extent, the Imports. The battle lasts three days, is horrible in just about every way you can think of, and this is how it goes down.
FORMAT: However people wanna do it!

"There's no environment. Use your imagination. There's no fourth wall, whether it's the first time you've told this story about her life, or the sixth time."

Everything you need to know is here.

quick links to avoid crashy computers
in the fray
DAY ONE: 7:30 AM--10:00 AM (FIRST CHARGE, BROKEN TRAINS, TRAFFIC JAMS)
DAY ONE: 10:00 AM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, PUBLIC DISTURBANCES ELSEWHERE)
DAY ONE: 5:17 PM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, FIRES AND BOMBS ALL OVER)
DAY TWO: 1:00 AM -- 6:28 AM (CONTINUED BATTLING, ENEMY ENERGY DRINKS)
DAY TWO: 6:28 AM -- 12:00 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, PIRATING THE RADIO STATION)
DAY TWO: 12:00 PM -- 7:42 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, TOY RAIDS)
DAY TWO: 7:42 PM -- DAY THREE: 12:00 AM (CONTINUED BATTLING, ENEMY IMPORT-HATING REINFORCEMENTS)
DAY THREE: 12:01 AM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, HERE COMES THE CAVALRY)
DAY THREE: 6:45 AM -- 1:00 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, CREATE YOUR OWN INSANE LAST-DITCH GEEK TRICKS)
DAY THREE: 1:00 PM -- 3:13 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, THE MADAGASCARIAN TWENTY-GRAND HOLDOUT)
DAY THREE: 3:13 PM ONWARD (WAR OVER. TAKE PRISONERS, MAKE FRIENDS, GET HEALED, FALL ASLEEP, ETC)

not quite in the fray
DAY ONE: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)
DAY TWO: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)
DAY THREE: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)

fuck the fray
DAY ONE: ALL DAY (FORGET THE BATTLE, I HAVE HBO)
DAY TWO: ALL DAY (YOU LOSERS ARE STILL FIGHTING? IT'S AMERICAN IDOL TIME!)
DAY THREE: ALL DAY (IF YOU'RE ALL BUSY ELSEWHERE I'M JUST GONNA GO ROB A BANK)

Comments

[haki.livejournal.com]

STUPID! Quit moving around so much, it's hard to find you! Where's my lunch, bastard?! Breakfast, too! [ huffs ]

[notadartboard]

[feh...taking his cigarette from his lips and blowing a stream of smoke]

I whipped up a couple of lunch boxes and left them in the fridge. If you've already eaten those, then you're just going to have to wait. [thumbing over his shoulder] We've got a little bit of a problem here, Luffy.

[haki.livejournal.com]

That was a snack! A snaaack! [ huff ] Listen to what you're saying! [ WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WAIT'? lkdsjfaowe ]

Ah? Is it more weird people? Why do they keep coming after you?

[notadartboard]

I know what I'm saying! You've survived battles without lunch before, don't give me that! [huff] Though I have my wallet if you want to stop and stock up somewhere.

I came out here to protect some of the ladies I know, but I found something out a little while ago. [suddenly! grim Sanji is grim] They want to destroy the machine that brought us here. We'll be trapped in this world forever.

[haki.livejournal.com]

Huh? No! They said we'd all go home if that talking robot was broken!

[notadartboard]

Use your brain for once! [with a poke poke poke at that hat] When Merry was broken, on the sky island, we couldn't go anywhere until she was fixed. Right? The same thing will happen if they break that machine! It's our ship out of here!

I heard them saying they wanted to send us home. I would've let them if that was all it was about. But they've changed their minds. And they're hurting people...killing people.

[haki.livejournal.com]

What are you, stupid? A robot isn't Merry--It's not even a ship! You're saying really crazy things, Sanji. [ arms crossed, shaking his head ]

Anyway--[ squinty eye ] Soooooo we just beat up the guys who want to kill us, and help the ones that want to send us home? Oh, but we get food first.

[notadartboard]

[ugh...some days he wonders how he hasn't been driven insane, yet]

Yeah, that's it. We beat up the ones who want to kill us. For once, you're right on the money. [waving a hand as he turns around] Come on. Let's see if any of these stores are open. Or available for the raiding, either way.

[haki.livejournal.com]

[ already running next to a block...blister, complete with a smashed open display window ]

Look, Sanji! It's that pirate you hate! [ points to the POTC display dvds promo for the film ] You said these things are mystery movies right?

[notadartboard]

[running along behind, giving the poster the stinkeye] They're pirate movies, or so they say. We only watched one of them. The people in this world sure have a strange idea of what a pirate is...