In A.D. 2011, war was beginning.

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

WHO: 300,000 angry nerds and the Imports who fight them. Tag yourselves in, please!
WHERE: All around, but mostly near the Porter tower
WHEN: 7:30A May 18 - 3:13P May 20, 2011
WARNINGS: There is no fourth wall. Only Zuul. And violence. And probably bad language. And other things as well. JUST ASSUME THAT THIS LOG IS NOT FOR LIL'UNS.
SUMMARY: The Crabhammers declare war on the Porter and, to a lesser extent, the Imports. The battle lasts three days, is horrible in just about every way you can think of, and this is how it goes down.
FORMAT: However people wanna do it!

"There's no environment. Use your imagination. There's no fourth wall, whether it's the first time you've told this story about her life, or the sixth time."

Everything you need to know is here.

quick links to avoid crashy computers
in the fray
DAY ONE: 7:30 AM--10:00 AM (FIRST CHARGE, BROKEN TRAINS, TRAFFIC JAMS)
DAY ONE: 10:00 AM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, PUBLIC DISTURBANCES ELSEWHERE)
DAY ONE: 5:17 PM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, FIRES AND BOMBS ALL OVER)
DAY TWO: 1:00 AM -- 6:28 AM (CONTINUED BATTLING, ENEMY ENERGY DRINKS)
DAY TWO: 6:28 AM -- 12:00 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, PIRATING THE RADIO STATION)
DAY TWO: 12:00 PM -- 7:42 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, TOY RAIDS)
DAY TWO: 7:42 PM -- DAY THREE: 12:00 AM (CONTINUED BATTLING, ENEMY IMPORT-HATING REINFORCEMENTS)
DAY THREE: 12:01 AM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, HERE COMES THE CAVALRY)
DAY THREE: 6:45 AM -- 1:00 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, CREATE YOUR OWN INSANE LAST-DITCH GEEK TRICKS)
DAY THREE: 1:00 PM -- 3:13 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, THE MADAGASCARIAN TWENTY-GRAND HOLDOUT)
DAY THREE: 3:13 PM ONWARD (WAR OVER. TAKE PRISONERS, MAKE FRIENDS, GET HEALED, FALL ASLEEP, ETC)

not quite in the fray
DAY ONE: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)
DAY TWO: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)
DAY THREE: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)

fuck the fray
DAY ONE: ALL DAY (FORGET THE BATTLE, I HAVE HBO)
DAY TWO: ALL DAY (YOU LOSERS ARE STILL FIGHTING? IT'S AMERICAN IDOL TIME!)
DAY THREE: ALL DAY (IF YOU'RE ALL BUSY ELSEWHERE I'M JUST GONNA GO ROB A BANK)

Comments

Sorry this is late.

[caprihorn]

Another hit he couldn't fully dodge. Gamzee moved as much as he could to take the blow in a part of his body the could better deal with the damage than his back could. The force behind the hit almost knocked him down, but because he was still moving and he didn't feel the pain behind it he still had a hold with his feet.

If he could swing it he was also going to try to get ahold of Chao while he was still moving. Aiming to grab her arm and pull her with him as he moved Gamzee hoped to twist and wrench her arm to break it. He was strong enough that he could snap even a muscular person's arm with little effort, but then he'd actually have to be able to grab Chao and the suit he was guessing may make this a little more difficult than he'd like.

Recognizing that he probably needed to get out of this fight quickly he was also putting a lot more force behind this move and preparing to run off. If Chao could see it she could probably see the way his muscles were tensing and guess that he was going to put a lot of effort into this one move.

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Chao realized she was in trouble as soon as he grabbed a hold of her arm. Letting somebody get a hold of her was never a good thing. The next part happened quickly: she could feel her muscles straining as he twisted, could feel her arm...

Thankfully, the Artificial Intelligence program kicked in, quickly sending Chao several hours into the future. The place was desolate at that time. Chao grabbed her arm, feeling for- pain...!

"Tch." It didn't feel like it was broken, but there was probably a hairline fracture. She couldn't really afford to use it in combat until she could have it looked at. But still, she had to go and make sure that this guy wasn't going to add any more deaths to his record. She braced herself for another round of fighting and jumped back in time to when she had left.

She appeared only slightly off from where she had disappeared and several seconds later. She disguised any pain, putting a smirk on her face.

"You can do better than that, can't you?"

[caprihorn]

For the seconds Chao hadn't returned Gamzee was starting to make a move to run off and still cautiously looking around for his opponent. He stopped when he heard her words.

Screw common sense, he just got insulted again and that insult was particularly worthy of another push for this fight.

"_{Yeah, I all can get up at doing better than all that,}" he practically hissed and then lashed out with his whip again.

The lash would still be pretty powerful, but Gamzee was actually reserving most of his strength now. He was counting on Chao teleporting around him again and when she did he'd use his strength to try and get a hold of her again. He wasn't counting on actually breaking anything, since he didn't seem to have the last time, but he might be able to do something with his horns if he timed things just right.