http://pacifisted.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pacifisted.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2011-05-18 09:40 am

In A.D. 2011, war was beginning.

WHO: 300,000 angry nerds and the Imports who fight them. Tag yourselves in, please!
WHERE: All around, but mostly near the Porter tower
WHEN: 7:30A May 18 - 3:13P May 20, 2011
WARNINGS: There is no fourth wall. Only Zuul. And violence. And probably bad language. And other things as well. JUST ASSUME THAT THIS LOG IS NOT FOR LIL'UNS.
SUMMARY: The Crabhammers declare war on the Porter and, to a lesser extent, the Imports. The battle lasts three days, is horrible in just about every way you can think of, and this is how it goes down.
FORMAT: However people wanna do it!

"There's no environment. Use your imagination. There's no fourth wall, whether it's the first time you've told this story about her life, or the sixth time."

Everything you need to know is here.

quick links to avoid crashy computers
in the fray
DAY ONE: 7:30 AM--10:00 AM (FIRST CHARGE, BROKEN TRAINS, TRAFFIC JAMS)
DAY ONE: 10:00 AM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, PUBLIC DISTURBANCES ELSEWHERE)
DAY ONE: 5:17 PM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, FIRES AND BOMBS ALL OVER)
DAY TWO: 1:00 AM -- 6:28 AM (CONTINUED BATTLING, ENEMY ENERGY DRINKS)
DAY TWO: 6:28 AM -- 12:00 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, PIRATING THE RADIO STATION)
DAY TWO: 12:00 PM -- 7:42 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, TOY RAIDS)
DAY TWO: 7:42 PM -- DAY THREE: 12:00 AM (CONTINUED BATTLING, ENEMY IMPORT-HATING REINFORCEMENTS)
DAY THREE: 12:01 AM ONWARD (CONTINUED BATTLING, HERE COMES THE CAVALRY)
DAY THREE: 6:45 AM -- 1:00 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, CREATE YOUR OWN INSANE LAST-DITCH GEEK TRICKS)
DAY THREE: 1:00 PM -- 3:13 PM (CONTINUED BATTLING, THE MADAGASCARIAN TWENTY-GRAND HOLDOUT)
DAY THREE: 3:13 PM ONWARD (WAR OVER. TAKE PRISONERS, MAKE FRIENDS, GET HEALED, FALL ASLEEP, ETC)


not quite in the fray
DAY ONE: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)
DAY TWO: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)
DAY THREE: ALL DAY (ON THE SIDELINES, AT REST, TAKING BREAKS, ETC.)


fuck the fray
DAY ONE: ALL DAY (FORGET THE BATTLE, I HAVE HBO)
DAY TWO: ALL DAY (YOU LOSERS ARE STILL FIGHTING? IT'S AMERICAN IDOL TIME!)
DAY THREE: ALL DAY (IF YOU'RE ALL BUSY ELSEWHERE I'M JUST GONNA GO ROB A BANK)

[identity profile] iceandblood.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Lydi shrugged. "It doesn't get much business and the owner doesn't keep this place under watch. Good for a private chat."

She hopped on a nearby stool, legs dangling. Apusa was pulled underneath her chin and she focused her attention on Chao. "Has something happened?"

[identity profile] timejumps.livejournal.com 2011-05-24 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Happened?" Chao leaned casually against a wall, smirking as she talked. "No... not yet." She paused. "Or maybe it has." The wonders of time travel.

She stopped smirking for a moment. "Mm..." How was the best way to explain this? She didn't want to leave room for any confusion. "Look, I've thrown my lot in with the bad guys this time around." She pulled on the collar of her cloak, perhaps just a little nervous. "I've spent most of my time so far trying to keep them from killing anybody, or keep the crazier imPorts from killing them. I don't approve of anybody killing anybody else. That kind of tragedy isn't something I could approve of." She shifted her weight from one foot to the other. "But there's a possibility that the Porter can't affect people naturally from this world, or that the sheer numbers they have would overwhelm it. It's a chance I can't pass up."

[identity profile] iceandblood.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Lydi raised a brow but did not comment on Chao's strange choice of words. instead she kicked her feet and played with the end of her doll's ears. Though she looked like she was ignoring the girl, she was concentrating very hard on the information presented.

After a few moments, she spoke lightly and slowly. "You don't have to explain why you choose what side. I would not protest either way. As for the Porter," She shifted in her seat, going still. "I agree that the people naturally here are not displaying any powers. I would have joined this fight if they had. But what do you plan to do with that information exactly? I'm supposing you need some sort of help since you have came to me."