I can't tell you why you should a known it;

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WHO: PARKER the hood ROBBINS & MAX electro DILLON & MARCELINE the vampire QUEEN
WHERE: A car. Then, Las Vegas.
WHEN: Backdated to Friday the 20th, 2011.
WARNINGS: WIZARD SWEARS!
SUMMARY: Electro and the Hood rob banks in Vegas while all the heroes are otherwise occupied. Marceline comes along, the Bonnie to their Clydes.
FORMAT: Quickly! To the paramobile!



[Night was descending. It was easy stealing the green Corvette, Parker snuck in invisible and Electro zapped the engine. The two crooks drove straight out of the City, hitting any deodorant-deprived Avengers fan along the way. Parker argued that there was no sense stopping for the night, they were making great time. The journey itself would take days, but that could be minimized with endurance. The important thing was the opportunity -- who knew how long this chaos would last? This was practically handed to any outlaw with the brains and right mileage.

Parker glanced at the radio, tuning into the ambiance. Electro sat beside him, shotgun.]

Man fuckin' stop listening that fucking Rebecca Black, I don't give a fuck about her cereal.

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[currentcy]

Fuck you, it's catchy. And I don't see 'em playing no Bon Jovi anywhere.

[ He put up his feet, drumming his fingers on the car door. ]

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[Marceline, meanwhile, had been snoozing happily in the trunk as a little (vampire) bat until the dulcet tones of FUN FUN FUN FUN roused her from her slumber. It was late enough to go out, and she figured she might as well have some fun with whoever was driving the car--and then she realized that she knew one of the people talking.

She definitely had to mess with them now.

Shapeshifting her way out of the lock like so much gross silly putty, Marceline returned to her teenage form and hovered over the top of the car, keeping up with it as it moved. If only the sunroof had been open--that would have been hilarious--but she could work with this too. She alighted on the very front of the roof, then leaned over the front of the car so her grinning face and extremely massive hair took up the majority of the windshield.]

Hi, guys.

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What the -- AGHHH!

[Parker swerved right, then left, trying to shake Marceline off. He was transfixed on her grin, blindsided by her locks that obscured the window. A truck's horn blared by, the rumble of a bridge under their wheels burned.]

Get off my window!

[Parker jerked to the right again, and he didn't feel that rumbling anymore. There was a mild descent, a scream (probably from Electro, definitely not from Parker) and a rather peculiar stall.]

Oh yeah. [Parker's fingers were clenched to the wheel.] I can levitate. [He looked out the window, at that stunning view.] GET OFF MY CAR!

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[ Electro pointed, accusingly, gripping the car door as he breathed heavily from the panic. ]

What the fuck?! Who is this chick?

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[Marceline promptly whipped her head and hair back and forth up and away from the car, swooping down from the roof to a position closer to the driver's window and looking no less amused.]

Cool trick. But hey, no worries. I could have just picked your car up anyway. [Was she bluffing? WHO KNEW.] Or pulled you suckers out of it, I guess.

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Oh fuck no, this car is just recently acquired. [Parker shook his finger at Marceline, in an attempt to scold.] Just get in the damn car. I don't want to be seen looking like a Harry Potter knockoff in public.

[Ohoho... oh.


Parker side-eyed Marceline, giving her a suddenly -- and not often seen -- calculating look.]

How'd you like to come with us? We're going to Vegas.

[currentcy]

[ Electro frowned, crossing his arms. ]

I thought this was gonna be just us, Parker. [ And he turned to scowl at Marceline. ] Who said you could invite yourself along?

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Please. As if I'm gonna die [wait...] again if I don't go on a roadtrip with you two weenies. Shouldn't have stolen a car I was sleeping in! [Nevertheless, she smiled at Electro like a big spoony jerk, as she was, and lackadaisically drifted on into the back seat of the car.]

But hey, sure. I guess I can swing it.