http://humanjuicebox.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] humanjuicebox.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2011-07-01 09:36 am

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WHO: Michael Scott, Bender Rodriguez
WHERE: Michael's MAC appt/MSP headquarters
WHEN: Friday morning, 10:30 am
WARNINGS: extreme ridiculosity
SUMMARY: Michael the Magic and Bender the Magnificent have a MAGIC-OFF
FORMAT: actionspam/brackets because Ca is a lazy; slow tags forever


[Michael is waiting patiently for Bender the robot, which is to say he's pacing not-so-patiently at all. He's in a tuxedo and cape, and a top hat of course, Michael the Magic persona firmly in place. It was already 10:35, where was Bender? A magic showdown clearly demanded punctuality.

He supposes it's okay that Bender is taking his time, because he still hasn't decided which of his ~famous~ illusions to finish with. In hindsight, it probably would have been better to plan for a public venue so more people could see him beat an actual sentient robot. Maybe Bender would agree to move to the park.]
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

/casually tags this just before I leave

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-01 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bender stumbled in a couple of minutes later, wearing a top hat and a cape joined together by a small bow tie. He's a bit out of breath, despite not having any breath, but he's fully prepared for the magic showdown.]

Bender the Magnificent is here! Prepare to suck on it!
boozebot: (makes me look cool)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-02 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bender disregards the joke and just has a good look around the office.]

Yeah, well, this place is a box of crap. I can do magic anywhere though, since all good magicians are master of the arts anywhere.

[He pulls out a little wand out of his cabinet, pointing it dramatically towards Micheal with a flourish.]

Bender the Magnificent can handle any venue!
boozebot: (please insert liquor)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-03 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
{Bender is just going to wait for him to finish, yawning a little as he sits down on one of the chairs.]

Hurry up! Magic can't wait all day!
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-04 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Scoff!]

I learnt my magic all by myself. I guess I'm just a natural magician, unlike some fakers.
boozebot: (pending for a bending)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-06 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What's that supposed to mean?
boozebot: (shinier than yours)

np!

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-07 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. [A pause.] What did you say again?
boozebot: (please insert liquor)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-07 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Well, I'll just assume it was a compliment.
boozebot: (benders gotta bend)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-07 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bender is just going to wait around until Michael goes somewhere. He honestly has no idea what's he going to do since he has no assistant after he almost killed the last one...]
boozebot: (shinier than yours)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-07 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bender gets tired of the constant walking and promptly stops.]

Are we actually going to go somewhere? 'Cos I've got other important stuff to do.
boozebot: (benders gotta bend)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-07 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Looking around now...]

Where the hell are we, anyway?
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-07 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Which part of downtown?
boozebot: (shinier than yours)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-08 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, this was a waste of time.
boozebot: (benders gotta bend)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-09 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just follows with disinterest.]

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